It's only been 6 weeks, so one might eat the other or something. My wife is a doctor so she knows what to do. I'm just going to sit here and nod for 7 months.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/gic44v9nilqkbhb/pretzelboys.jpgbut how?
Also marrying a doctor? Fucking nice bro. You probably have a shit load of your wife's money to spend on video games.
Twins eating each other is a thing that actually happens, its fucking hilarious...
I refuse to nod to this, she'll know.
Play the "stay at home dad" angle and playthrough your backlog. Babies sleep 80% of the time anyway. Piece of cake!
[GU]elmur_fud;2563619 said:Being a dad isn't a bad thing. It is allot of work, but the little ankle biters can make you very proud and/or laugh your ass off.
I'm in college for game design so I already get to play a lot in the name of "research".
-Wife is a doctor
-In school for a useless program like "game design"
You have it fucking made man, I envy you.
I'm in college for game design so I already get to play a lot in the name of "research".
Wow! You must have came a whole lot!
I'm secretly hoping one is good and one is evil and they grow up to have an epic battle for the fate of man kind.
Pro Tip: With her making the kind of money she does, at some point she is going to want to assert some sexual dominece over you. One day she will come home with a strap-on and say "I'm going to peg you for tonight's entertinment." Maybe your first thought is to say no, but before you respond, think about what your tiny dime size asshole can afford you if you just let her make it gap for an evening or weeks. Don't mess it up.
Pro Tip: With her making the kind of money she does, at some point she is going to want to assert some sexual dominece over you. One day she will come home with a strap-on and say "I'm going to peg you for tonight's entertinment." Maybe your first thought is to say no, but before you respond, think about what your tiny dime size asshole can afford you if you just let her make it gap for an evening or weeks. Don't mess it up.