Why must you hurt me in this way?

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Arnox

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[GU]elmur_fud

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Haven't you realized?
At least 50% of the people on this site (or at least in offtopic) are internwoob dwelling gay ass rapists. They lurk in dark digital corners of the web waiting to jump out and ram it home then they flee leaving only butthurt.

I wear iron underwear and let them bend their e-penis when they try.
 
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Arnox

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The tag section is already filling with completely new and original jokes. :tup:
 

Zur

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[GU]elmur_fud;2609308 said:
Haven't you realized?
At least 50% of the people on this site (or at least in offtopic) are internwoob dwelling gay ass rapists. They lurk in dark digital corners of the web waiting to jump out and ram it home then they flee leaving only butthurt.

I wear iron underwear and let them bend their e-penis when they try.

How did you come to this accurate conclusion ?
 

TWD

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The sad thing is that Google uses the post tags to rank its search results, and that prevents the forum from receiving the correct search engine traffic. Some of the stuff that we rank high on is ridiculous.
 

DarkED

The Great Oppression
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Right behind you.
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[GU]elmur_fud;2609308 said:
Haven't you realized?
At least 50% of the people on this site (or at least in offtopic) are internwoob dwelling gay ass rapists. They lurk in dark digital corners of the web waiting to jump out and ram it home then they flee leaving only butthurt.

I wear iron underwear and let them bend their e-penis when they try.

Seems legit.
 

Sir_Brizz

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Do you even IRC?

Additionally, the most popular page on the entire BU site for several years was a gay pr0n story posted on Infiltration. I deleted it even though it drove a lot of traffic ;)
 

Hadmar

Queen Bitch of the Universe
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Probably because it's against the forum's rules. :p

Ah, memories. Infiltration was a very, very special place back in the days.