God, I love this game...My wifey doesn't...

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Duke_D

Duke_D

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Played last night, and noticed quite an increase in numbers...so that must be a good thing...

Anyway, I must say that my playing habits - late evenings and night - have put strain on my marriage.... :(

Sooo, I wanted to ask, what part of your life is suffering,
by u commiting too much time playing....

Your boss giving you an earful in the mornin?
Your cat/dog turned into a stick? You hear constant scratching noise from the front door?
Your fridge looks/smells like a local garbage dump?
You look/smell like a local garbage dump?

Well, tell us...I certainly need to know...

And finally, as it goes in an old song "Let's stick together!"...
 
GotBeer?

GotBeer?

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I have the same problem with the wife. If she walks into the computer room and can hear the game, she says it's too loud. She just won't listen when I explain that I need to hear what's going on (and changing my audio settings every time I want to wear headphones is a pain). I also think this game is the only reason we DON'T have DSL yet; she just doesn't want me to enjoy the game to its fullest, ya know?

On the work side, I spend way too much time on the forums while I'm at work (like now). Also, I've come in exhausted several times because I couldn't stop playing the night before (just one more map...OK, this is the last one...alright, THIS is the last one...OK, if I stop after this map, I can still get 3 hrs sleep...alright, if I stop now I'll still have time to shower and grab a coffee on the way in...)
 
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harteman

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This game freed me from my marriage! I owe it my life. Without xmp I would be married, getting sex every leap-year, and depressed. Now I get too much *****, I have a strange tick in my eye, and I'm generally much more happy. Bottom line, tell the bithc to fukc off, you're too busy for her whinning a$$ when [pet] could be pwning ur soul.
 
Duke_D

Duke_D

as bad as i wanna be...
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Affirmative!!

And actually, HARTEMAN63, you are a very nice person if only you could take that needle out of your arm....
and try to open the curtains more...let the sunshine in, man... sun is good for you, u know....

also, try to eat more...and play some sports...you should put on some weight and muscles...

and don't squize those spots...it's better if you leave them on... girls like that, u know...

also, take that Vanilla Ice poster from your wall...he's not it anymore...

and finally, go check those eyes...there might actually be something wrong with them...

<3
 
[LNS]ICovetYourChild

[LNS]ICovetYourChild

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Duke_D said:
Affirmative!!

And actually, HARTEMAN63, you are a very nice person if only you could take that needle out of your arm....
and try to open the curtains more...let the sunshine in, man... sun is good for you, u know....

also, try to eat more...and play some sports...you should put on some weight and muscles...

and don't squize those spots...it's better if you leave them on... girls like that, u know...

also, take that Vanilla Ice poster from your wall...he's not it anymore...

and finally, go check those eyes...there might actually be something wrong with them...

<3
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bahahaha
 
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