Do you spawncamp?
Do you like to drive over your teammates?
Do you put forcewalls in random locations to drain energy?
Do you conc nade your own arti carriers?
Do you lack the ability to form coherent sentences?
If you answered yes to any of the above, you are an asshat and should leave this thread now. Otherwise, continue on!
Do you find yourself being sniped on spawn from the other side of the map?
Do you routinely claim that turrets aimbot?
Do you lack any trace of something that might be skill?
Do you often get owned by someone simply tapping their fire button without aiming?
Do you possess the ability to think?
If so, TAU might be the clan for you! With a staggering 0-6 record from U2XMP, we can't possibly be better than you. As an added bonus, 90% of the community thinks we don't even exist, so simply wearing the clan tag should get you instant attention! We don't even use TS, so don't worry if you don't have a mic because it won't actually matter!
Contact fireball on irc.gamesurge.net #xmp.tau if interested.
[car salesman voice]North American/European players welcome. Must be at least 13. Must actually possess UTXMP. Must at least understand the theory behind the game even if you haven't gotten past "press w to go forward" yet. People interested only in winning not welcome.
Do you like to drive over your teammates?
Do you put forcewalls in random locations to drain energy?
Do you conc nade your own arti carriers?
Do you lack the ability to form coherent sentences?
If you answered yes to any of the above, you are an asshat and should leave this thread now. Otherwise, continue on!
Do you find yourself being sniped on spawn from the other side of the map?
Do you routinely claim that turrets aimbot?
Do you lack any trace of something that might be skill?
Do you often get owned by someone simply tapping their fire button without aiming?
Do you possess the ability to think?
If so, TAU might be the clan for you! With a staggering 0-6 record from U2XMP, we can't possibly be better than you. As an added bonus, 90% of the community thinks we don't even exist, so simply wearing the clan tag should get you instant attention! We don't even use TS, so don't worry if you don't have a mic because it won't actually matter!
Contact fireball on irc.gamesurge.net #xmp.tau if interested.
[car salesman voice]North American/European players welcome. Must be at least 13. Must actually possess UTXMP. Must at least understand the theory behind the game even if you haven't gotten past "press w to go forward" yet. People interested only in winning not welcome.