How to be a convincing lawyer:
-Help your parents sort out a legal problem, and charge them.
-Sell your mother to the arabs
-Sell your father to the arabs
-Sell your family pet to the arabs
-Take coins from your poor blind granny’s purse and replace them with broken glass.
-Raid the State Penitentiary-and let out as many dangerous criminals as you can. If the cops catch you, simply say you’re a lawyer and you’re just doing your job.
-Bring yourself to orgasm by sniffing $100 bills
-Taunt blind, orphaned unipeds…whenever the opportunity arises
-Be disproportionately cruel to small animals
-Find a child alone in its pram. Take his teddy and zippo it in front of his eyes
-When someone asks you a legal question, like even if the answer is unbelievably cut and dry, say “Well, it depends…”
-Deliberately drag out painful divorce proceedings…just so you can buy a new BMW
Now watch the nazi mods ban me over this harmless, humorous little post. Countdown: 3...2...1...
-Help your parents sort out a legal problem, and charge them.
-Sell your mother to the arabs
-Sell your father to the arabs
-Sell your family pet to the arabs
-Take coins from your poor blind granny’s purse and replace them with broken glass.
-Raid the State Penitentiary-and let out as many dangerous criminals as you can. If the cops catch you, simply say you’re a lawyer and you’re just doing your job.
-Bring yourself to orgasm by sniffing $100 bills
-Taunt blind, orphaned unipeds…whenever the opportunity arises
-Be disproportionately cruel to small animals
-Find a child alone in its pram. Take his teddy and zippo it in front of his eyes
-When someone asks you a legal question, like even if the answer is unbelievably cut and dry, say “Well, it depends…”
-Deliberately drag out painful divorce proceedings…just so you can buy a new BMW
Now watch the nazi mods ban me over this harmless, humorous little post. Countdown: 3...2...1...
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