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Old 26th Feb 2002, 10:05 AM   #1
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Ooppss I did it again
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 10:27 AM   #2
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Provided your previous post and that one, plus the fact that your are from Marseille, i hereby declare you guilty of being a Macho macho man
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 10:42 AM   #3
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Whats her phone number?
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 10:53 AM   #4
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Whats her phone number?
666666 maybe? (helps if you understand german to get that (yes, lame) joke)


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1-800-ORGASM maybe?
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 11:25 AM   #5
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You got that from a late-night ad, didn't you

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Old 26th Feb 2002, 01:57 PM   #6
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666666 maybe? (helps if you understand german to get that (yes, lame) joke)


or


1-800-ORGASM maybe?

I'll never forget my firstday of German class.

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Old 26th Feb 2002, 02:06 PM   #7
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 02:09 PM   #8
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 02:23 PM   #9
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Puncher, BrownyMan, your both right. The number from a late night ad, and the pronounce joke, too. Although 'semen' (sieben?) is new to me ROFLMAO
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 02:26 PM   #10
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Haha, DB, you're gonna have to censor yourself soon if this keeps up.
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 03:00 PM   #11
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Haha, DB, you're gonna have to censor yourself soon if this keeps up.
That is good.
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 08:29 PM   #12
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Die.

No, on second thought, suffer horribly and THEN die.
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 09:29 PM   #13
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sarap, i believe you get offended too easily.
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 09:36 PM   #14
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Mmmm, Id tear her ass up
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 09:55 PM   #15
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Actually, some females come clouse to this...you'll have to pay me the big bucks though if im to tell you which ones
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 10:22 PM   #16
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That pic said the word "pus<b></b>sy!" Darkbls is hearby stripped of his admin abilities!
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 10:25 PM   #17
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Die.

No, on second thought, suffer horribly and THEN die.
Feminazi. j/k


Even my feminist g/f thought a lot of those points were funny.
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 10:25 PM   #18
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Besides, it has multiple instances of sexual references that could be deemed inappropriate for younger audiences. Zundy, close this post! I don't want my imaginary kids reading about 'blow' this and 'bust' that! *gasp*

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Old 26th Feb 2002, 10:55 PM   #19
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MMMMMmmmm Brook Richards is a hottie. Though I hardly think she'd consent to all that.
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Old 26th Feb 2002, 10:56 PM   #20
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get over it peachz

you can always give your kids a crash course in STD's
they won't even want to see member of the opposite sex
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