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DarkBls · 26th Feb 2002, 09:05 AM

Ooppss I did it again

DamienW · 26th Feb 2002, 09:27 AM

Provided your previous post and that one, plus the fact that your are from Marseille, i hereby declare you guilty of being a Macho macho man

[DiE]x8668k · 26th Feb 2002, 09:42 AM

Whats her phone number?

Hadmar · 26th Feb 2002, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [DiE]x8668k
Whats her phone number?

666666 maybe? (helps if you understand german to get that (yes, lame) joke)

or

1-800-ORGASM maybe?

Puncher · 26th Feb 2002, 10:25 AM

You got that from a late-night ad, didn't you

"null-einhundert-neunzig sechs mal die sechs"

BrownyMan · 26th Feb 2002, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hadmar

666666 maybe? (helps if you understand german to get that (yes, lame) joke)

or

1-800-ORGASM maybe?

I'll never forget my firstday of German class.

"Exsue me, but did you just say sex and semen!"

Keganator · 26th Feb 2002, 01:06 PM

DarkBLS...

DarkBls · 26th Feb 2002, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Keganator
DarkBLS...

Hadmar · 26th Feb 2002, 01:23 PM

Puncher, BrownyMan, your both right. The number from a late night ad, and the pronounce joke, too. Although 'semen' (sieben?) is new to me ROFLMAO

Ballistophobia · 26th Feb 2002, 01:26 PM

Haha, DB, you're gonna have to censor yourself soon if this keeps up.

Mad_Dog · 26th Feb 2002, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ballistophobia
Haha, DB, you're gonna have to censor yourself soon if this keeps up.

That is good.

SaraP · 26th Feb 2002, 07:29 PM

Die.

No, on second thought, suffer horribly and THEN die.

melfina_lm · 26th Feb 2002, 08:29 PM

sarap, i believe you get offended too easily.

Aeris · 26th Feb 2002, 08:36 PM

Mmmm, Id tear her ass up

Goat Fucker · 26th Feb 2002, 08:55 PM

Actually, some females come clouse to this...you'll have to pay me the big bucks though if im to tell you which ones

NTKB · 26th Feb 2002, 09:22 PM

That pic said the word "pus<b></b>sy!" Darkbls is hearby stripped of his admin abilities!

Mad_Dog · 26th Feb 2002, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SaraP
Die.

No, on second thought, suffer horribly and THEN die.

Feminazi.

j/k

Even my feminist g/f thought a lot of those points were funny.

peachz · 26th Feb 2002, 09:25 PM

@ NTKB

Besides, it has multiple instances of sexual references that could be deemed inappropriate for younger audiences. Zundy, close this post! I don't want my imaginary kids reading about 'blow' this and 'bust' that! *gasp*

vedder · 26th Feb 2002, 09:55 PM

MMMMMmmmm Brook Richards is a hottie. Though I hardly think she'd consent to all that.

SAR · 26th Feb 2002, 09:56 PM

get over it peachz

you can always give your kids a crash course in STD's
they won't even want to see member of the opposite sex

26th Feb 2002, 09:05 AM	#1
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26th Feb 2002, 09:27 AM	#2
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26th Feb 2002, 10:25 AM	#5
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26th Feb 2002, 01:06 PM	#7
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26th Feb 2002, 01:23 PM	#9
Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe Join Date: Jan. 29th, 2001 Location: Nerdpole Posts: 5,317	Puncher, BrownyMan, your both right. The number from a late night ad, and the pronounce joke, too. Although 'semen' (sieben?) is new to me ROFLMAO __________________

26th Feb 2002, 09:42 AM	#3
[DiE]x8668k Skilled Join Date: Oct. 4th, 2000 Posts: 289	Whats her phone number?

26th Feb 2002, 01:26 PM	#10
Ballistophobia Hedonistic Forum Panacea Join Date: Jul. 15th, 2000 Location: Middlesex, NJ USA Posts: 3,278	Haha, DB, you're gonna have to censor yourself soon if this keeps up. __________________ WHO WILL COME CLEAN ALL THE RAVENOUS DEBRIS?

26th Feb 2002, 07:29 PM	#12
SaraP Registered User Join Date: Feb. 12th, 2002 Location: The Land of the Governator Posts: 935	Die. No, on second thought, suffer horribly and THEN die. __________________ "The larger number of rounds carried inside the M9 and replacement magazines means that the soldier can stay in the fight longer before having to perfect his/her pistol throwing skills." - USGI M1911/M1911A1 Service Pistols: M1911 vs. M9 , author unspecified "A woman in Milton Township, Michigan, discovered a Glock .40-caliber pistol in her kitchen. She put it in the oven. That night, the family decided to cook a pizza and preheated the oven. There was a round in the chamber, and the intense heat caused the weapon to discharge, killing a male infant who was sleeping about 25 feet away in the living room." - The Major Cause of Gun Accidents -- People's Own Stupidity by Brian Carnell

26th Feb 2002, 08:29 PM	#13
melfina_lm the lurk Join Date: Jan. 8th, 2002 Location: Somewhere. Posts: 55	sarap, i believe you get offended too easily.

26th Feb 2002, 08:36 PM	#14
Aeris K.O.S (Determination) Join Date: Aug. 9th, 2001 Location: Basking in African sun Posts: 1,295	Mmmm, Id tear her ass up __________________ "During those long years in the Oakland public schools, I did not have one teacher who taught me anything relevant to my own life or experience. Not one instructor ever awoke in me a desire to learn more or to question or explore the worlds of literature, science, and history. All they did was try to rob me of the sense of my own uniqueness and worth, and in the process they nearly killed my urge to inquire." - Huey P. Newton

26th Feb 2002, 08:55 PM	#15
Goat Fucker No Future! Join Date: Aug. 18th, 2000 Location: Denmark Posts: 2,625	Actually, some females come clouse to this...you'll have to pay me the big bucks though if im to tell you which ones __________________

26th Feb 2002, 09:22 PM	#16
NTKB Banned Join Date: Aug. 25th, 2001 Location: New Jersey, U.S.A. Posts: 2,858	That pic said the word "pus<b></b>sy!" Darkbls is hearby stripped of his admin abilities! __________________ “I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit.” -Mark Twain "Let your speech be better than silence, or be silent." -Dionysius of Halicarnassus

26th Feb 2002, 09:25 PM	#18
peachz BANNED Join Date: Sep. 7th, 2001 Location: Mmmm... zen.... Posts: 787	@ NTKB Besides, it has multiple instances of sexual references that could be deemed inappropriate for younger audiences. Zundy, close this post! I don't want my imaginary kids reading about 'blow' this and 'bust' that! gasp

26th Feb 2002, 09:55 PM	#19
vedder See This Needle? See my arm... Join Date: Jun. 10th, 2001 Location: www.myextralife.com Posts: 1,058	MMMMMmmmm Brook Richards is a hottie. Though I hardly think she'd consent to all that.

26th Feb 2002, 09:56 PM	#20
SAR tempus fugit Join Date: Dec. 11th, 2001 Location: underneith something heavy Posts: 63	get over it peachz you can always give your kids a crash course in STD's they won't even want to see member of the opposite sex __________________ "For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd; And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!" -George Gordon Byron, Destruction of Sennacherib, The

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