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Old 27th Oct 2009, 11:53 PM   #1
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Monkeys

I love monkeys.

As everyone, monkeys are our closest evolutionary ancestor. We share upwards to 98% of the shame DNA, but more than that we have many of the same mannerisms. Monkeys are awesome because we identify so much with them, more so then any other animal on the planet.

Here are some monkeys in the Caribbean that steal people's alcoholic drinks. What's even cooler is that some of the monkeys don't like beer and prefer Coke or other soft drinks instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk

Monkeys also understand when they are getting ****ed over, and respond much the same way a human being would.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbAhPqsLHmo

Here are monkeys acting as waiters at a restaurant and bar in Japan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1DBuFgt_Ug

They also like to play with dogs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVEeaWPmOp4

And of course, get it on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XsREzc_WBY

So this thread is for talking about monkeys and how awesome they are. Feel free to post more videos.
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 12:26 AM   #2
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 12:27 AM   #3
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 12:32 AM   #4
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I love fullbleed.

As everyone, fullbleed is our closest evolutionary ancestor. We share upwards to 98% of the shame DNA, but more than that we have many of the same mannerisms. fullbleed is awesome because we identify so much with him, more so then any other animal on the planet.

Here is fullbleed in the Caribbean stealing people's alcoholic drinks. What's even cooler is that sometimes fullbleed doesn't like beer and prefers Coke or other soft drinks instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk

fullbleed also understands when he is getting ****ed over, and responds much the same way a human being would.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbAhPqsLHmo

Here is fullbleed acting as a waiter at a restaurant and bar in Japan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1DBuFgt_Ug

He also likes to play with dogs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVEeaWPmOp4

And of course, get it on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XsREzc_WBY

So this thread is for talking about fullbleed and how awesome he is. Feel free to post more videos. Monkeys will also be sufficient.
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 01:35 AM   #5
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 06:37 AM   #6
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Yeah they are alright.
They should live alongside humans. There's to many humans in our society All the other intelligent animals should be integrated with us.
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 06:52 AM   #7
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This is the best thread off topic has had in a while.
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 07:03 AM   #8
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 08:23 AM   #9
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Yeah they are alright.
They should live alongside humans. There's to many humans in our society All the other intelligent animals should be integrated with us.
Dolphins would use the racism card because we eat them.
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 09:17 AM   #10
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 09:42 AM   #11
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We share upwards to 98% of the shame DNA
shame DNA or same? I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ANY SHAME DNA!

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As everyone, fullbleed is our closest evolutionary ancestor.
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 09:47 AM   #12
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He is acctualy talking about S.H.A.M.E DNA which is Systematically Heterogeneous Accounted - Millikan Edit. It's totally different from regular DNA, it's accounting for some of the experiments Millikan done on the subject.
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 06:20 PM   #14
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How can this thread exist without this vid?

Monkey ****s with tigers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IALJXP8LaS4

(This doesn't involve hot inter-species humping action and is quite work safe. Yes, out of character, I know.)
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 06:43 PM   #15
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 07:17 PM   #16
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I was going to make a thread identical to this about Women...
oh well... seems moot now!
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Old 29th Oct 2009, 09:06 AM   #18
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Old 29th Oct 2009, 09:26 AM   #19
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How can this thread exist without this vid?

Monkey ****s with tigers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IALJXP8LaS4

(This doesn't involve hot inter-species humping action and is quite work safe. Yes, out of character, I know.)
haha, god that monkey is annoying
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Monkeys may like to play with dogs, but chimpanzees like to work out with them.
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