[Photoshop Tennis]Everyone knows how this works

BillyBadAss · 21st Oct 2009, 11:51 AM

It's the middle of the week and we all need some fun. I acquired a picture of an ex-coworker I couldn't stand. I could go on and on why I didn't like him, but the thing that was funny about him is he ate terrible **** on a daily basis and had no idea it is unhealthy. For example; he eats daily a pound of bacon and a block of processed cheese. Then goes out to lunch and gets something equally as gross. He's been given the nick name of Bacon Bob which is what he is better known as around the office to those that don't personally know him.

I have been meaning to post a picture of him for a while, but always forgot. Anyway, since we haven't done this in a while, here you go.

daloonie · 21st Oct 2009, 02:58 PM

BillyBadAss · 21st Oct 2009, 05:52 PM

Come on people. We need more!

shadow_dragon · 21st Oct 2009, 06:02 PM

Can't muster the energy to victimise a perfectly innocent stranger i'm afraid.

I assume you wanted us to shop a massive dildo on there for you or something?
I'm sure Rambowjo will "I ma firin' mah lazors" it up for you.

BillyBadAss · 21st Oct 2009, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadow_dragon

Can't muster the energy to victimise a perfectly innocent stranger i'm afraid.

I assume you wanted us to shop a massive dildo on there for you or something?
I'm sure Rambowjo will "I ma firin' mah lazors" it up for you.

It's all in good fun. Don't be a reason the threads are so lame and boring now. You are killing the fun.

GRAF1K · 21st Oct 2009, 07:09 PM

You could give us someone we all hate, or at least some more interesting/versatile subject matter.

FuLLBLeeD · 21st Oct 2009, 07:13 PM

Where do you work BBA? That guy doesn't look Japanese at all.

Jacks:SmirkingRevenge · 21st Oct 2009, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadow_dragon

Can't muster the energy to victimise a perfectly innocent stranger i'm afraid.

ok grandma.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRAF1K

You could give us someone we all hate, or at least some more interesting/versatile subject matter.

it's a fat, balding, middle-aged white guy wearing a headset at his desk and chomping on a box of frozen peppered bacon.
what more could you possibly want?

I would have jumped all over this already... if I had any skills at Photoshop beyond cropping, cloning, and filters.
the last PS Tennis thread was pretty damn funny as I recall. I'm surprised no one has done anything with this one sooner.

Underscore · 21st Oct 2009, 07:51 PM

KaL976 · 21st Oct 2009, 08:10 PM

Slainchild · 21st Oct 2009, 08:23 PM

KaL976 · 21st Oct 2009, 08:26 PM

lol slain

theabyss · 21st Oct 2009, 08:41 PM

Festering Anus · 21st Oct 2009, 09:00 PM

m00naY · 21st Oct 2009, 09:05 PM

Hehe ... wish i had shop skillz.

Mr. UglyPants · 21st Oct 2009, 09:23 PM

Me too moonay ^^

KaL976 · 21st Oct 2009, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Festering Anus

win

Darkdrium · 21st Oct 2009, 10:38 PM

Btw, I'm only making fun of his pose in the picture with the food.

I don't know this person so it's not like I hate them or anything.

Just for fun.

BillyBadAss · 22nd Oct 2009, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuLLBLeeD

Where do you work BBA? That guy doesn't look Japanese at all.

I don't work now. This was in the U.S. when I worked for Siemens.

Polychron · 22nd Oct 2009, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyBadAss

I don't work now. This was in the U.S. when I worked for Siemens.

Did you try to work as a freelance photographer? Some of your pics have great potential, especially those taken with the polaroid cam.

21st Oct 2009, 11:51 AM	#1
BillyBadAss A True American Join Date: May. 25th, 1999 Location: Tokyo, JP Posts: 7,059	[Photoshop Tennis]Everyone knows how this works It's the middle of the week and we all need some fun. I acquired a picture of an ex-coworker I couldn't stand. I could go on and on why I didn't like him, but the thing that was funny about him is he ate terrible ** on a daily basis and had no idea it is unhealthy. For example; he eats daily a pound of bacon and a block of processed cheese. Then goes out to lunch and gets something equally as gross. He's been given the nick name of Bacon Bob which is what he is better known as around the office to those that don't personally know him. I have been meaning to post a picture of him for a while, but always forgot. Anyway, since we haven't done this in a while, here you go. __________________ MySpace \| Flickr \| LastFM** When I’m watching the news and my daughter walks in and choose to ask. “Why were all those people on the floor, sleeping, covered in red?” I told her, that they were looking for God, but found religion instead. – De La Soul There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. -Raoul Duke

21st Oct 2009, 05:52 PM	#3
BillyBadAss A True American Join Date: May. 25th, 1999 Location: Tokyo, JP Posts: 7,059	Come on people. We need more! __________________ MySpace \| Flickr \| LastFM When I’m watching the news and my daughter walks in and choose to ask. “Why were all those people on the floor, sleeping, covered in red?” I told her, that they were looking for God, but found religion instead. – De La Soul There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. -Raoul Duke

21st Oct 2009, 06:02 PM	#4
shadow_dragon is preposterous! Join Date: Apr. 26th, 2000 Location: "The cold neon research lab of your betrayal" Posts: 3,569	Can't muster the energy to victimise a perfectly innocent stranger i'm afraid. I assume you wanted us to shop a massive dildo on there for you or something? I'm sure Rambowjo will "I ma firin' mah lazors" it up for you. __________________ "Welsh, raggae, metal, punk, hip-hop!" "Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls, hunt them down, there will be no clemency, kill, kill, kill, kill, killl the trolls, look under the bridges, for that's where they hide!"

21st Oct 2009, 07:13 PM	#7
FuLLBLeeD See you space cowboy Join Date: Jan. 23rd, 2008 Location: Kansas Posts: 1,426	Where do you work BBA? That guy doesn't look Japanese at all. __________________

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GRAF1K Obviously Photoshopped Join Date: Oct. 16th, 2003 Posts: 719	You could give us someone we all hate, or at least some more interesting/versatile subject matter.

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KaL976 nubcake Join Date: Nov. 28th, 2003 Location: Bristol \| UK Posts: 1,603	lol slain __________________

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theabyss the dean Join Date: Dec. 3rd, 2005 Location: this mean ol' town Posts: 972

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m00naY Registered User Join Date: May. 21st, 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 526	Hehe ... wish i had shop skillz.

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Mr. UglyPants 2007 never existed, it was all a dream. Join Date: Aug. 22nd, 2005 Location: Canada... eh Posts: 1,892	Me too moonay ^^ __________________ "Yes, BattleFront 2 looks cool. However, the ability to capture a command post is insignificant next to the power to capture an entire planet."

21st Oct 2009, 10:38 PM	#18
Darkdrium Future Proof Join Date: Jun. 6th, 2008 Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada Posts: 1,826	Btw, I'm only making fun of his pose in the picture with the food. I don't know this person so it's not like I hate them or anything. Just for fun. __________________ Last edited by Darkdrium; 21st Oct 2009 at 10:46 PM.

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