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Old 23rd Jan 2000, 04:42 PM   #1
ThrasherX9
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hey so i just dont take up space [img]/~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif[/img] here is a religous joke, INJOY!

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Methodist."
St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be
very quiet as you pass room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?" "Baptist."
"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"
"Jewish." "Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for
different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"
St. Peter tells him, "Well the Catholics are in room 8, and they
think they're the only ones here.

HA! thats funny! [img]/~unreal/ubb/html/biggrin.gif[/img]

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