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Old 10th Aug 2012, 02:19 AM   #1
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Doctors remove spider hiding in woman’s ear canal.




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A woman who went to China's Changsha Central Hospital complaining of itching in the left side of her head was told by doctors that the source of irritation was a spider that had been living inside her ear canal for five days.

Doctors reportedly used a saline solution to flush out the spider in order to avoid having the spider burrow deeper inside the canal or bite her.

The flushing technique was successful and the woman reportedly wept with gratitude after being told the spider was removed. Doctors say they believe the spider entered the woman's home while the home was undergoing renovations, and crawled into her ear while she was sleeping.

A report by CNN states that spiders and other bugs are appearing in greater numbers this summer due to warm weather and drought conditions across the U.S.

"All insects are cold-blooded, so in extreme heat they develop quicker, which results in more generations popping up now compared to previous summers," Jim Fredericks, an entomologist and wildlife ecology expert with the National Pest Management Association, told the network.
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Old 10th Aug 2012, 02:21 AM   #2
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Wait, the spider came from the US but she had it removed in China ?
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Old 10th Aug 2012, 02:29 AM   #3
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Wait, the spider came from the US but she had it removed in China ?
how did she get it through customs with out them confiscating it?
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Old 10th Aug 2012, 02:44 AM   #4
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to be fair, it's China
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Old 10th Aug 2012, 04:31 AM   #5
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I had a friend in school who had to have a ladybird removed from his ear after he'd been hearing buzzing noises for two days. Wierd stuff.
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Old 10th Aug 2012, 05:28 AM   #6
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Ladybirds are totally :3
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Old 10th Aug 2012, 09:24 AM   #7
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Old 10th Aug 2012, 12:24 PM   #8
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Old 10th Aug 2012, 12:50 PM   #9
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Old 10th Aug 2012, 12:58 PM   #10
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This always happens in China or rather South Asia. CNN reports that there are lots of spiders in the US.
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Old 10th Aug 2012, 01:57 PM   #12
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Don't hate on earwigs, it's spiders doin' the creepythings these days
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Old 10th Aug 2012, 04:04 PM   #13
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Good thing it didn't lay any eggs ...
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blah blah blah...

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