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Old 21st Jul 2012, 03:53 PM   #1
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Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Anyone that's played online has probably thought there should be some general rules for how all players should handle themselves when interacting with others. In more frustrating times, everybody's probably thought of rules that were completely innappropriate but seemed to fit your more stressed mindset.

This is the place for those rules. Please share your most ridiculous thoughts of how online play should go, number them however you like.

Rule #1: Do not shoot people on your own team unless they annoy you.
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Old 21st Jul 2012, 04:07 PM   #2
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Rule #2: IT'S NOT CALLED UT99!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111oneone

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Old 21st Jul 2012, 04:19 PM   #3
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Rule #2: IT'S NOT CALLED UT99!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111oneone

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The original Unreal Tournament, released in 1999, is most often referred to as ut99 in most forums online. That's why there's forums like http://www.ut99.org/ and other assorted variations specific to the original UT.

Rule #7: On most servers it's impossible to kill other players with your weapons, but you can still knock them into a pool of lava or shove them off a cliff.
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Old 21st Jul 2012, 04:22 PM   #4
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I was just kidding
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Old 21st Jul 2012, 04:28 PM   #5
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I was just kidding
Rule #42: I keel u!
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Old 21st Jul 2012, 05:03 PM   #6
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Rule 3: Do not insert deemer missiles into the rectal cavities of friendly warcows, no matter how much they piss you off. They will remember and molest you likewise in great numbers, with bigger missiles.

Rule 0: Don't mention the war.
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Old 21st Jul 2012, 05:34 PM   #7
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catch the flag on ctf and run&hide with it...
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Old 21st Jul 2012, 08:54 PM   #8
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FEAR THE AWESOME POWER OF MY REDEEMER COW!

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Rule 3: Do not insert deemer missiles into the rectal cavities of friendly warcows, no matter how much they piss you off. They will remember and molest you likewise in great numbers, with bigger missiles.
Oh sure, steal all my fun.

Rule #11: Sometimes it's too hard to resist making hamburger jokes when someone playing as a warcow dies.
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 02:23 AM   #9
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Rule #547: Don't make silly topics all over the internet ...internet is serious business.
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 03:37 AM   #10
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The REAL Rule #1: Don't get shot.
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It doesn't matter if you like music. It doesn't matter if you like demolitions. It doesn't matter if you like games. Doesn't matter if you like sports or swearing or drugs or even pirating. This forum has what you need.
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 04:14 AM   #11
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All other rules: it's now known as UT99
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 11:54 AM   #12
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Rule #86: If phantom.umx plays (DM-Barricade) you MUST pelvic thrust in sync to every electric snare that start after 0:43 in the song
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 01:17 PM   #13
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Rule #86: If phantom.umx plays (DM-Barricade) you MUST pelvic thrust in sync to every electric snare that start after 0:43 in the song
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 09:20 PM   #14
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Rule #547: Don't make silly topics all over the internet ...internet is serious business.
Egads, he's stalking me!

Rule #007: *insert diabolically evil rule here*
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 10:42 PM   #15
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Rule #007: *insert diabolically evil rule here*
Rule #007: Is to take it shaken, not stirred.
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Old 25th Jul 2012, 03:07 AM   #16
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Rule #007: Is to take it shaken, not stirred.
Really a good one...
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Old 26th Jul 2012, 12:58 AM   #17
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Rule #007: Is to take it shaken, not stirred.
Well played, Mr. Bond.
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 12:36 AM   #18
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Rule #65: Do not sneak up behind Skaarj and see if you can poke them without them noticing. It will not go well for you.

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Old 13th Dec 2012, 03:59 AM   #19
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Actually I DID that once on a server. Master_Unreal MAY have a screenshot of it even
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 02:34 PM   #20
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Rule #4: No camping
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