Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

evilgrins · 21st Jul 2012, 03:53 PM

Anyone that's played online has probably thought there should be some general rules for how all players should handle themselves when interacting with others. In more frustrating times, everybody's probably thought of rules that were completely innappropriate but seemed to fit your more stressed mindset.

This is the place for those rules. Please share your most ridiculous thoughts of how online play should go, number them however you like.

Rule #1: Do not shoot people on your own team unless they annoy you.

Jacks:SmirkingRevenge · 21st Jul 2012, 04:07 PM

Rule #2: IT'S NOT CALLED UT99!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111oneone

rage!

evilgrins · 21st Jul 2012, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jacks:SmirkingRevenge

Rule #2: IT'S NOT CALLED UT99!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111oneone

rage!

The original Unreal Tournament, released in 1999, is most often referred to as ut99 in most forums online. That's why there's forums like http://www.ut99.org/ and other assorted variations specific to the original UT.

Rule #7: On most servers it's impossible to kill other players with your weapons, but you can still knock them into a pool of lava or shove them off a cliff.

Jacks:SmirkingRevenge · 21st Jul 2012, 04:22 PM

I was just kidding

evilgrins · 21st Jul 2012, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jacks:SmirkingRevenge

I was just kidding

Rule #42: I keel u!

NeoNite · 21st Jul 2012, 05:03 PM

Rule 3: Do not insert deemer missiles into the rectal cavities of friendly warcows, no matter how much they piss you off. They will remember and molest you likewise in great numbers, with bigger missiles.

Rule 0: Don't mention the war.

Exus Tecius · 21st Jul 2012, 05:34 PM

catch the flag on ctf and run&hide with it...

evilgrins · 21st Jul 2012, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeoNite

Rule 3: Do not insert deemer missiles into the rectal cavities of friendly warcows, no matter how much they piss you off. They will remember and molest you likewise in great numbers, with bigger missiles.

Oh sure, steal all my fun.

Rule #11: Sometimes it's too hard to resist making hamburger jokes when someone playing as a warcow dies.

papercoffee · 24th Jul 2012, 02:23 AM

Rule #547: Don't make silly topics all over the internet ...internet is serious business.

Arnox · 24th Jul 2012, 03:37 AM

The REAL Rule #1: Don't get shot.

Firefly · 24th Jul 2012, 04:14 AM

All other rules: it's now known as UT99

leilei · 24th Jul 2012, 11:54 AM

Rule #86: If phantom.umx plays (DM-Barricade) you MUST pelvic thrust in sync to every electric snare that start after 0:43 in the song

Arnox · 24th Jul 2012, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leilei

Rule #86: If phantom.umx plays (DM-Barricade) you MUST pelvic thrust in sync to every electric snare that start after 0:43 in the song

evilgrins · 24th Jul 2012, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papercoffee

Rule #547: Don't make silly topics all over the internet ...internet is serious business.

Egads, he's stalking me!

Rule #007: *insert diabolically evil rule here*

Arnox · 24th Jul 2012, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evilgrins

Rule #007: *insert diabolically evil rule here*

Rule #007: Is to take it shaken, not stirred.

papercoffee · 25th Jul 2012, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arnox

Rule #007: Is to take it shaken, not stirred.

Really a good one...

evilgrins · 26th Jul 2012, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arnox

Rule #007: Is to take it shaken, not stirred.

Well played, Mr. Bond.

evilgrins · 13th Dec 2012, 12:36 AM

Rule #65: Do not sneak up behind Skaarj and see if you can poke them without them noticing. It will not go well for you.

Delacroix · 13th Dec 2012, 03:59 AM

Actually I DID that once on a server. Master_Unreal MAY have a screenshot of it even

SkaarjMaster · 13th Dec 2012, 02:34 PM

Rule #4: No camping

24th Jul 2012, 02:23 AM	#9
papercoffee coffee addicted !!! Join Date: Nov. 1st, 2011 Location: cologne Posts: 16	Rule #547: Don't make silly topics all over the internet ...internet is serious business. __________________ -=: http://jokercologne.deviantart.com/ :=- --=:\| FOOD FIGHT! ...A concept for an insane-healthy weaponmod! \|:=--

24th Jul 2012, 03:37 AM	#10
Arnox UT99/2004 Mod Crazy Join Date: Mar. 26th, 2009 Location: Beyond Posts: 1,266	The REAL Rule #1: Don't get shot. __________________ With a burning spear and a horse of air to the wilderness I wander. - from 'Tom O'Bedlam's Song' (Anonymous)

24th Jul 2012, 11:54 AM	#12
leilei YES! YES! YES! Join Date: Jan. 20th, 2008 Posts: 317	Rule #86: If phantom.umx plays (DM-Barricade) you MUST pelvic thrust in sync to every electric snare that start after 0:43 in the song __________________ o^_^o Last edited by leilei; 24th Jul 2012 at 11:57 AM.

13th Dec 2012, 12:36 AM	#18
evilgrins God of Fudge Join Date: Sep. 9th, 2011 Location: Palo Alto, CA Posts: 323	Rule #65: Do not sneak up behind Skaarj and see if you can poke them without them noticing. It will not go well for you. __________________ http://unreal-games.livejournal.com/ Last edited by evilgrins; 13th Dec 2012 at 12:37 AM. Reason: oops

13th Dec 2012, 03:59 AM	#19
Delacroix Successor of Almarion Join Date: Jan. 12th, 2006 Location: Warsaw, PL Posts: 728	Actually I DID that once on a server. Master_Unreal MAY have a screenshot of it even __________________ Alien Breed 3D Anniversary Project could use some help.

21st Jul 2012, 03:53 PM	#1
evilgrins God of Fudge Join Date: Sep. 9th, 2011 Location: Palo Alto, CA Posts: 323	Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version) Anyone that's played online has probably thought there should be some general rules for how all players should handle themselves when interacting with others. In more frustrating times, everybody's probably thought of rules that were completely innappropriate but seemed to fit your more stressed mindset. This is the place for those rules. Please share your most ridiculous thoughts of how online play should go, number them however you like. Rule #1: Do not shoot people on your own team unless they annoy you. __________________ http://unreal-games.livejournal.com/

21st Jul 2012, 04:07 PM	#2
Jacks:SmirkingRevenge Slow Burn Join Date: Jun. 18th, 2006 Location: somewhere; sometime? Posts: 9,014	Rule #2: IT'S NOT CALLED UT99!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111oneone rage! __________________ "Aut inveniam viam aut faciam."

21st Jul 2012, 04:22 PM	#4
Jacks:SmirkingRevenge Slow Burn Join Date: Jun. 18th, 2006 Location: somewhere; sometime? Posts: 9,014	I was just kidding

21st Jul 2012, 05:03 PM	#6
NeoNite Edge of forever Join Date: Dec. 10th, 2000 Location: in a stream of stars Posts: 18,540	Rule 3: Do not insert deemer missiles into the rectal cavities of friendly warcows, no matter how much they piss you off. They will remember and molest you likewise in great numbers, with bigger missiles. Rule 0: Don't mention the war. __________________

21st Jul 2012, 05:34 PM	#7
Exus Tecius like diamonds in the sky Join Date: Sep. 24th, 2003 Posts: 1,833	catch the flag on ctf and run&hide with it...

24th Jul 2012, 04:14 AM	#11
Firefly United Kingdom is not a country. Join Date: Feb. 20th, 2000 Location: Bucks, England - Nowhere near Europe Posts: 4,647	All other rules: it's now known as UT99 __________________ My Facebook \| My (tiny but comfortable) part of the net \| Huge list of Unreal related links \| UT Unlimited

13th Dec 2012, 02:34 PM	#20
SkaarjMaster enemy of time Join Date: Sep. 1st, 2000 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,357	Rule #4: No camping __________________ Insite Reviews: right here in the web archive

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