Ron Paul Jokes

FuLLBLeeD · 1st Jul 2012, 02:05 AM

1.
Q: How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one, Ron Paul!

2.
Q: What is Ron Paul's least favorite Pokemon game?
A: Pokemon Black

3.
Ron Paul walks into a bar. The bartender says "Get out of my bar you racist!"

4.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ron Paul, the racist!

5.
Q: What do you get when you cross Ron Paul with a white supremacist organization?
A: MORE VOTES!

Zer0 · 1st Jul 2012, 02:29 AM

I ghost wrote #4

Big-Al · 1st Jul 2012, 04:41 AM

why, what has ron paul done?

Firefly · 1st Jul 2012, 05:01 AM

cryptophreak · 1st Jul 2012, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big-Al

why, what has ron paul done?

Insofar as I'm aware, one of his writers a few decades ago wrote some racist stuff. It's pretty telling that people make such a big deal out of that. Surely there's some kind of legitimate accusation to be made about Ron Paul the person rather than something tangentially related to him?

Actually, apparently not.

DeathBooger · 1st Jul 2012, 02:27 PM

Think he's the first politician to have illogical fear/hatred towards a specific race? Didn't we invade an entire country full of "evil-doers" not too long ago?

FuLLBLeeD · 1st Jul 2012, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptophreak

Insofar as I'm aware, one of his writers a few decades ago wrote some racist stuff. It's pretty telling that people make such a big deal out of that. Surely there's some kind of legitimate accusation to be made about Ron Paul the person rather than something tangentially related to him?

Actually, apparently not.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeathBooger

Think he's the first politician to have illogical fear/hatred towards a specific race? Didn't we invade an entire country full of "evil-doers" not too long ago?

Neither of these are jokes. Get with the program of the thread jerkwads.

FuLLBLeeD · 18th Jul 2012, 02:41 PM

Q: What is Ron Paul's least favorite flavor Mountain Dew?
A: Mountain Dew Pitch Black

Zxanphorian · 18th Jul 2012, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptophreak

Insofar as I'm aware, one of his writers a few decades ago wrote some racist stuff. It's pretty telling that people make such a big deal out of that. Surely there's some kind of legitimate accusation to be made about Ron Paul the person rather than something tangentially related to him?

Actually, apparently not.

I'm guessing it's funny because Ron Paul supporters get their panties in a twist when people bring it up.

1st Jul 2012, 02:05 AM	#1
FuLLBLeeD fart Join Date: Jan. 23rd, 2008 Location: Kansas Posts: 940	Ron Paul Jokes 1. Q: How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one, Ron Paul! 2. Q: What is Ron Paul's least favorite Pokemon game? A: Pokemon Black 3. Ron Paul walks into a bar. The bartender says "Get out of my bar you racist!" 4. Knock Knock! Who's there? Ron Paul, the racist! 5. Q: What do you get when you cross Ron Paul with a white supremacist organization? A: MORE VOTES!

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