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Old 26th Jun 2012, 09:58 AM   #1
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A confession

...instead of writing on bathroom stalls I post here.
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Old 26th Jun 2012, 10:00 AM   #2
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423-5555 call for a good time
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Old 26th Jun 2012, 10:03 AM   #3
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423-5555 call for a good time
Your mom doesn't arouse me anymore
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Old 26th Jun 2012, 10:09 AM   #4
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You pee on your seat too?
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Old 26th Jun 2012, 10:42 AM   #5
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You pee on your seat too?
He walks around in the summer time saying 'how about this heat'?!
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Old 26th Jun 2012, 11:05 AM   #6
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Turds descending from my ass,
Land in the toilet with a splash,
Some will sink,
Some will swim,
The rest will dry upon the rim.
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Old 26th Jun 2012, 12:31 PM   #7
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Turds descending from my ass,
Land in the toilet with a splash,
Some will sink,
Some will swim,
The rest will dry upon the rim.
^the first potty poet to step out of the closet
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Old 26th Jun 2012, 12:40 PM   #8
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Where's the spy hole?
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Old 26th Jun 2012, 03:42 PM   #9
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Where's the glory hole?
Fixed.
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Old 26th Jun 2012, 08:07 PM   #10
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^the first potty poet to step out of the closet
I used to make spare change writing and sending them to Hustler magazine. If they printed it they used to pay $400(US)... don't know if they still do though.

Not claiming authorship of these btw, as a published poet of absolutely no note I would never admit too such a thing ... but I have written them on bathroom walls


There seem to be 2 kinds of bathroom poems... examples:

Feces, Dodo, Ca-ca, ****,
How many names have we got for it,
Potty, Dung, Excrement too,
What crap is this my bowels have moved.

and

Love me tender,
Love me sweet,
Wrap your lips around my meat.
Watch me smile,
Watch me grin,
Feel my cum run down your chin.
Taste my lovin,
Taste my load,
Ram your lips down to my chode.
Gargle semen,
Gargle sperm,
While you choke upon my worm.
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Old 27th Jun 2012, 02:15 PM   #11
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When the poop runs down the bowl
you'll give a big yowl
Finally free of that big turd
no more buthurt
Exploding all over the bathroom
A grim face of doom
painted all over the ceiling and walls
Like heavy raindrops it falls
smothering any unsuspecting fool
bathing him in a cesspool of brown drool

I AM SO TALENTED
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Old 27th Jun 2012, 03:02 PM   #12
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once upon a time
there was man named Jed
and he picked up a hooker
and he got a little head
and he said, "Hot damn,
"that feels mighty fine."
"But I think next time,
"I'd like to **** you from behind."
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Old 27th Jun 2012, 03:19 PM   #13
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This is my domain.
I sit on porcelain throne.
I am the Poop King.
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Old 30th Jun 2012, 06:23 AM   #14
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This is a place to bust your guts,
Not a place to beat your nuts,
So keep it clean,
And keep it neat,
Go somewhere else to beat your meat.

I come here to sit and think.
To stay awhile and make a stink.
But i don't come here to beat my balls,
And read the bull**** you people write on the walls.
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