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26th Jun 2012, 09:58 AM
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The Beast of Worship
Join Date: Mar. 6th, 2001
Location: Berlin
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A confession
...instead of writing on bathroom stalls I post here.
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26th Jun 2012, 10:00 AM
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Cheeto Hans
Join Date: Mar. 16th, 2005
Location: Punch 100 babies to unlock the secret level
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423-5555 call for a good time
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26th Jun 2012, 10:03 AM
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The Beast of Worship
Join Date: Mar. 6th, 2001
Location: Berlin
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"God made Hitler and Saddam!!! Not schnitzel and the bomb!!!" - oosyxxx |
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26th Jun 2012, 10:09 AM
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Offensive mode!
Join Date: Apr. 23rd, 2000
Location: Peking Eend.
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You pee on your seat too?
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 I can smell your ausfahrts.. bring DeeperShade
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26th Jun 2012, 10:42 AM
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Shreddin'
Join Date: Jan. 17th, 2005
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26th Jun 2012, 11:05 AM
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I have balls of Depleted Uranium
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Join Date: Mar. 15th, 2005
Location: Waco, Texas
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Turds descending from my ass,
Land in the toilet with a splash, Some will sink, Some will swim, The rest will dry upon the rim.
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In the original unity of the first things lies the secondary cause of all things, with the germ of their inevitable annihilation. ~ Edgar Allan Poe
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26th Jun 2012, 12:31 PM
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The Beast of Worship
Join Date: Mar. 6th, 2001
Location: Berlin
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26th Jun 2012, 12:40 PM
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United Kingdom is not a country.
Join Date: Feb. 20th, 2000
Location: Bucks, England - Nowhere near Europe
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Where's the spy hole?
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26th Jun 2012, 03:42 PM
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Taxation Without Representation
Join Date: Feb. 14th, 2006
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See I made it from home, see I made it alone
And all these peasant mother****ers take shots at the throne Time after time, again and again They wanna see a nigga lose but I’m destined to win |
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26th Jun 2012, 08:07 PM
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I have balls of Depleted Uranium
Join Date: Mar. 15th, 2005
Location: Waco, Texas
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Not claiming authorship of these btw, as a published poet of absolutely no note I would never admit too such a thing ... but I have written them on bathroom walls  There seem to be 2 kinds of bathroom poems... examples: Feces, Dodo, Ca-ca, ****, How many names have we got for it, Potty, Dung, Excrement too, What crap is this my bowels have moved. and Love me tender, Love me sweet, Wrap your lips around my meat. Watch me smile, Watch me grin, Feel my cum run down your chin. Taste my lovin, Taste my load, Ram your lips down to my chode. Gargle semen, Gargle sperm, While you choke upon my worm.
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In the original unity of the first things lies the secondary cause of all things, with the germ of their inevitable annihilation. ~ Edgar Allan Poe
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27th Jun 2012, 02:15 PM
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Edge of forever
Join Date: Dec. 10th, 2000
Location: in a stream of stars
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When the poop runs down the bowl
you'll give a big yowl Finally free of that big turd no more buthurt Exploding all over the bathroom A grim face of doom painted all over the ceiling and walls Like heavy raindrops it falls smothering any unsuspecting fool bathing him in a cesspool of brown drool I AM SO TALENTED
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27th Jun 2012, 03:02 PM
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Slow Burn
Join Date: Jun. 18th, 2006
Location: somewhere; sometime?
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once upon a time
there was man named Jed and he picked up a hooker and he got a little head and he said, "Hot damn, "that feels mighty fine." "But I think next time, "I'd like to **** you from behind." |
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27th Jun 2012, 03:19 PM
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Join Date: Jul. 1st, 2002
Location: PA USA
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This is my domain.
I sit on porcelain throne. I am the Poop King. |
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30th Jun 2012, 06:23 AM
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I have balls of Depleted Uranium
Join Date: Mar. 15th, 2005
Location: Waco, Texas
Posts: 2,464
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This is a place to bust your guts,
Not a place to beat your nuts, So keep it clean, And keep it neat, Go somewhere else to beat your meat. I come here to sit and think. To stay awhile and make a stink. But i don't come here to beat my balls, And read the bull**** you people write on the walls.
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In the original unity of the first things lies the secondary cause of all things, with the germ of their inevitable annihilation. ~ Edgar Allan Poe
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