Tell me a game, and I will hate on it for you.

[Trynant]

Pretty simple. Name a game and I will tell you how terrible it is and why your taste in games is terrible. Logic may or may not be included.

[Angel_Mapper]

Chrono Trigger.

[Trynant]

Originally Posted by Angel_Mapper

Chrono Trigger.

Chrono Trigger is a terrible game. The gameplay is shallow as ****, even for RPG standards, and the story is animu fantasy drivel. For all the tout of time-travel all you're doing is progressing on a mostly linear path with the merciful option of ending your pitiful playthrough at (mostly) any time.

Also fanatics sperged over the game so much that it got a even-terribler sequel, which makes this game even more of a sin to gaming.

[Sjosz]

Portal 2.

[Slainchild]

Scrabble

[Trynant]

Originally Posted by Sjosz

Portal 2.

Portal 2 is a terrible game. It tries to ride on the coat-tails of its slightly-less-terrible predecessor and ends up ruining what little good the first game had. Portal 2 doesn't know how to do anything beyond 'puzzle -> story -> puzzle -> story' and drags on for far too long. Overproduced garbage.

[Trynant]

Originally Posted by Slainchild

Scrabble

Scrabble is a terrible game. If you can call it that. Players given a random set of letters (oh that's fair) and stroke your vocabulary-cock as you show how you can spell good. It's less a game and more a spelling bee.

[Firefly]

Moldy grouse

[Trynant]

Originally Posted by Firefly

Moldy grouse

Moldy grouse is a terrible game. Especially since it's not a game. Prove me wrong and then I will hate it more.

[NeoNite]

Unreal tournament...

,,lol

[Trynant]

Originally Posted by NeoNite

Unreal tournament

Unreal Tournament is a terrible game. It's a wannabe Quake 3 Arena, which is already a crappy game about wandering ugly mazes and shooting dumb, unbalanced weapons. Oh? Unreal Tournament has an alt-fire for its weapons? WOOPDEE****ING DOO. Not that people care about those weapons, because everyone plays insta-gib anyways. Or one of the far-too-many crappy mods and/or maps that its husk of a community had made.

[Firefly]

grouseplural of grouse
Noun:
A game bird (Lagopus, Tetrao, and other genera) with a plump body and feathered legs. The grouse family (Tetraonidae, or Phasianidae)...
A grumble or complaint.
Verb:
Complain pettily; grumble.

mold·y/ˈmōldē/
Adjective:
Covered with a fungal growth that causes decay, due to age or damp conditions.

(ie not good/terrible)

[Trynant]

Originally Posted by Firefly

grouseplural of grouse
Noun:
A game bird (Lagopus, Tetrao, and other genera) with a plump body and feathered legs. The grouse family (Tetraonidae, or Phasianidae)...
A grumble or complaint.
Verb:
Complain pettily; grumble.

mold·y/ˈmōldē/
Adjective:
Covered with a fungal growth that causes decay, due to age or damp conditions.

(ie not good/terrible)

As much as I would like to hate on it, moldy grouse as far as that definition as concerned is not a game. And as originally stated, this is a thread about me hating on games.

[UBerserker]

Dark Souls

[Vaskadar]

Quake 3

[Mozi]

GTA 4

[gopostal]

Well done Trynant.

[Trynant]

Originally Posted by UBerserker

Dark Souls

Dark Souls is a terrible game. It has no semblance of fairness (after tutorial it misleads player into a higher-level area whereas the real way to go is behind you), there are a ****-ass-ton moments where the game is incredibly obtuse about where to go (did you honestly immediately figure out where to go after ringing the first bell?), and the online system is broken both technically and mechanically.

Originally Posted by Vaskadar

Quake 3

Quake 3 is a terrible game. Everything it does Unreal Tournament does better, which is still a crappy game about wandering around mazes and shooting dumb, unbalanced weapons. The weapons in Quake 3 are boring (alt-fire would be nice), and the movement system is a slippery piece of turd. HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP

Originally Posted by Mozi

GTA 4

GTA 4 is a terrible game. Everything it does the Grand Theft Auto 3 games did more of and did better. You're stuck in one pitiful city and everything is far more scripted than the GTA 3 games. Was the intent to make GTA 4 feel like a more polished experience? It failed. The series was a least a little fun when you could do crazy **** with your cars and helicopters and jets and jetpacks but 4 got turned into this muddy, stupid brown mess of doldrum. And whoever put the 'friends bug you on your crappy cellphone' in the game ****ed up royally.

[NeoNite]

beast

[Jacks:SmirkingRevenge]

Half-Life 2