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Old 29th May 2012, 03:18 AM   #1
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Crazed Naked Man Gnaws another Man's Face Off (Miami)

Okay, so this sounds pretty crazy, right? Well, yesterday morning, on Memorial day, a naked man in Miami was shot to death by police while gnawing another man's face off. The cannibal refused to stop and growled at the policeman. Some obscured footage from CCTV was released yesterday. Reportedly, 15 shots were fired. It is believed that the man underwent a fit of PCP-induced psychosis, instigating cannibalism and temporary insanity. Various people have cried 'zombie apocalypse'.
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Old 29th May 2012, 03:27 AM   #2
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whoa, Miami again? Any news report on that then?

Oh this I guess

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Old 29th May 2012, 03:33 AM   #3
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Weird - I'm actually reading a book about this very thing at the moment.
A good read as well so far.

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Old 29th May 2012, 04:18 AM   #4
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Weird - I'm actually reading a book about this very thing at the moment.
A good read as well so far.



Anyways, more stuff here it seems.
http://www.local10.com/news/News/Sou...t/-/index.html
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Old 29th May 2012, 06:08 AM   #5
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I need to buy that handgun and machete immediately.
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Old 29th May 2012, 06:18 AM   #6
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Awesome news this. That means the zombies are here and it is about time to dig out my DB shotgun.
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Old 29th May 2012, 07:02 AM   #7
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I need to buy that handgun and machete immediately.
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Your signature fits that nicely.
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Old 29th May 2012, 08:51 AM   #8
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Anyways, more stuff here it seems.
http://www.local10.com/news/News/Sou...t/-/index.html
The mugshot link at the bottom of that page is awesome.

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Old 29th May 2012, 09:21 AM   #9
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Viewing record 38 out of 1243

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=528Sc...ailpage#t=128s

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Old 29th May 2012, 04:35 PM   #10
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Old 30th May 2012, 02:09 PM   #11
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What would be even more fun to read:

Crazy man grows another face.
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Old 31st May 2012, 06:08 AM   #13
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I was considering purchasing a pistol carbine like the Kel-Tec Sub 2000. Florida-manufactured.

Self-defense purposes primarily.
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Old 31st May 2012, 09:28 AM   #14
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I shot a new one this last weekend. Fun!
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Old 31st May 2012, 10:50 AM   #16
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.. a zombie odyssey...
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Old 31st May 2012, 12:47 PM   #17
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PCP is still consumed?
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Old 31st May 2012, 01:09 PM   #18
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PCP is still consumed?
Actually, this time it was allegedly some street drug which is deemed 'Bath Salts'.
http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/f...s-drug-dangers

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Old 31st May 2012, 01:16 PM   #19
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Old 31st May 2012, 02:28 PM   #20
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Zombie? Or wendigo?
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<AMmayhem> howdy all
* Rukee waves
<AMmayhem> that had better been all 5 fingers...
<Rukee> oh-you thought I was waving my hand, okay.
<AMmayhem> well, someone your age, all the wrinkles blend together, making it hard to decipher what part of the body is being waved.....
<AMmayhem> o_O
<MassChAoS> ouch
<Rukee> owned :P
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