It's that time of the year again.

[cryptophreak]

Fahrenheit is the default. Look at all the ****s I give:

[NeoNite]

Summer temperatures here as well. Up to 30 degrees in the sun. Last week a mere 14-15.

[Bi()ha2arD]

This thread went downhill pretty fast. Then again it pretty much started at the bottom of the hill.

[scott84]

Originally Posted by SleepyHe4d

**** the grass, I was laying on the sand on South Padre Island this last weekend drinking beer, hanging with hot girls, sniffin' the fingers after ______ing them, you know...

Then I came back with a sunburn. gg

Somehow I doubt that.

[FuLLBLeeD]

So BBA I read that Japan's birth rate is at all time lows. Are you going to help solve this problem?

[SleepyHe4d]

Originally Posted by scott84

Somehow I doubt that.

^ he is srs gaiz!!!

u jelly?

[BillyBadAss]

Originally Posted by FuLLBLeeD

So BBA I read that Japan's birth rate is at all time lows. Are you going to help solve this problem?

I'm doing my best! The islands of Japan are glazed like a donut in vaginal juices.

[FuLLBLeeD]

Originally Posted by BillyBadAss

I'm doing my best! The islands of Japan are glazed like a donut in vaginal juices.

So when are you and your wife gonna have a babby?

[Zxanphorian]

Originally Posted by FuLLBLeeD

So when are you and your wife gonna have a babby?

they need to do way instain mother>

[BillyBadAss]

Originally Posted by FuLLBLeeD

So when are you and your wife gonna have a babby?

Next year is the plan.

[theabyss]

[BillyBadAss]

Originally Posted by theabyss

That's fine. My dick will be long broken by then.

[FuLLBLeeD]

Originally Posted by BillyBadAss

Next year is the plan.

Oh wow! Good luck man! Get her good and pregnant! Make sure to cum a whole lot!

[BillyBadAss]

Originally Posted by FuLLBLeeD

Oh wow! Good luck man! Get her good and pregnant! Make sure to cum a whole lot!

I'm like Peter North's under study.

[Arnox]

Actually, this is not good. I HATE being hot! And, ugh, the humidity. It sucks all the life out of you and makes you so uncomfortable and nasty. And there's hardly anything you can do about it. Screw that noise.

[BillyBadAss]

Originally Posted by Arnox

Actually, this is not good. I HATE being hot! And, ugh, the humidity. It sucks all the life out of you and makes you so uncomfortable and nasty. And there's hardly anything you can do about it. Screw that noise.

LOL! You would hate Japan then. It's crazy humid and hot here in the summer, and people barely use AC here.

[Capt.Toilet]

Originally Posted by BillyBadAss

Next year is the plan.

BBA what the ****. You would ruin her breasts with that tit sucking dream eater? At least have the decency to get a c-section to keep her vagina in good shape.

[Jacks:SmirkingRevenge]

yeah don't have kids.
f that ****.

they suck out the money from your bank account and the life force from you and your wife. remember, as soon as you have kids, nature accelerates the aging process. from an evolutionary perspective, you're finished as soon as you procreate.

plus all your sex will be relegated to the bedroom unless you can find a baby sitter or come home early from work. you'll no longer be able to go like rabbits on the kitchen counter whenever you choose.
yeah to hell with kids.

[FuLLBLeeD]

Originally Posted by Jacks:SmirkingRevenge

yeah don't have kids.
f that ****.

they suck out the money from your bank account and the life force from you and your wife. remember, as soon as you have kids, nature accelerates the aging process. from an evolutionary perspective, you're finished as soon as you procreate.

plus all your sex will be relegated to the bedroom unless you can find a baby sitter or come home early from work. you'll no longer be able to go like rabbits on the kitchen counter whenever you choose.
yeah to hell with kids.

Uh yeah but the Japanese government will give them money for having a kid because everyone there would rather be working 19 hour days than having sex.

[BillyBadAss]

Originally Posted by Jacks:SmirkingRevenge

yeah don't have kids.
f that ****.

they suck out the money from your bank account and the life force from you and your wife. remember, as soon as you have kids, nature accelerates the aging process. from an evolutionary perspective, you're finished as soon as you procreate.

plus all your sex will be relegated to the bedroom unless you can find a baby sitter or come home early from work. you'll no longer be able to go like rabbits on the kitchen counter whenever you choose.
yeah to hell with kids.

Not a problem really. I have the monies, so it's not that big of a deal.

Also, we have love hotels everywhere here. Finding a place to have adventurous sex isn't a problem.

Originally Posted by FuLLBLeeD

Uh yeah but the Japanese government will give them money for having a kid because everyone there would rather be working 19 hour days than having sex.

Yeah, they give you ¥500,000 per child when they are born so it's a useful amount.