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Old 6th Sep 2009, 06:10 PM   #41
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Thread title looks like hardcore porn movie name
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Old 6th Sep 2009, 06:27 PM   #42
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James Wang in Ghost Flinger.
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Old 6th Sep 2009, 08:04 PM   #43
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Old 6th Sep 2009, 08:54 PM   #44
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It is, but not in the same words. Interracial porno.
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Old 6th Sep 2009, 11:29 PM   #45
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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.
I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.
So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF.
I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.
Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.
Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?
OR
Pack my stuff and be on my way.
Here's pics of my GF for you lot as I know you'll ask.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3034/85743524.jpg
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 02:29 AM   #46
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I didn't look at the pic.
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 02:34 AM   #47
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Dood I was like zOMG then I was like wut? Then zOMG tru stry bruha. nice that was aces man. I'd have gone chav all up in his grill yo!
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 04:04 AM   #48
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lol nice.

I thought u and ur dad were some kind of Springer candidates until I looked at your GF.
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 08:30 AM   #49
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 10:23 AM   #50
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After a little research, it does appear that there is such thing as George Foreman Grills. But I'd use grill frier anyway for those that don't get it.
Tbh I've never heard of a grill fryer before and I don't know anyone who hasn't heard of George foreman.

Googling for grill fryer also produces little that bares any resemblance...
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 10:37 AM   #51
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Tbh I've never heard of a grill fryer before and I don't know anyone who hasn't heard of George foreman.

Googling for grill fryer also produces little that bares any resemblance...
'cause it's a sandwichmaker. Now sandwichmaker'd be a good startingpoint for a threesome joke...

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Old 7th Sep 2009, 12:26 PM   #52
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Tbh I've never heard of a grill fryer before and I don't know anyone who hasn't heard of George foreman.

Googling for grill fryer also produces little that bares any resemblance...
I was thinking of this:


That can be used to be make this:


But it doesn't actually fry, unless you put too much olive oil. Nor does it lorry (fry and laurie ... get it ?).
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 12:53 PM   #53
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I've had a GF for a while now, still in the box. Waiting for the right time to break it in.
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 03:08 PM   #54
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Zynthetic, are you not a girl? I thought you were?
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 03:57 PM   #55
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Zynthetic, are you not a girl? I thought you were?
He's totally a lesbian when it comes to sandwich makers!
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Old 8th Sep 2009, 03:42 PM   #56
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knew it was fake halfway through the 1st line. you would have described her as a petite japanese fox, not white.
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Old 8th Sep 2009, 04:18 PM   #57
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