[Nuclear Power] Need some advice

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M.A.D.X.W

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No, but yes he was in the IRA, sadly after the reactor fiasco, he put all his nuclear knowledge to good use for the IRA. Yes the IRA with nuclear weapons..
 

Larkin

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There is a bunch of problems with your instructions, but this had me laughing out of the shear silliness of it.

* Containment building (Ours was the garage, in your case it's the basement)

Tell me, in what universe does wood and plaster stop radiation?

I know you're bull****ting, but come on...lol.
 
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M.A.D.X.W

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Hey there's nothing wrong with a bit of radiation, in fact it kills cancer cells and really adds to the flavor of lots of foods.
 

Zur

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Nothing like irradiation to give ham that special taste. Does anyone remember that nonsense about irradiating food to make it keep better :p ?
 

Lruce Bee

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There's nothing wrong with radiation because we all know that two heads are better than one.

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Lruce
 

Animus

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i remember a website that goes into this subject a few years ago and i was able locate that website again, it took me a while bacause i suddenly remembered it was a dutch website. If you speak dutch go here http://home.planet.nl/~arjenf/atoombom.html
to watch and listen with apropiate music, else read further into the article wich i think google tranlate did a pretty good job in.

Construction project, Atomic Bomb



0. INTRODUCTION

A persistent misunderstanding as a result of misinformation,
(It would be too difficult) here than the real
story about the construction of a thermonuclear device.
We'll see how surprising such a simple thing to do is
In 10 easy steps

The project will cost between Fl.10.000 - and Fl.50.000, - guilders,
depending on how funny you want to have finished.
After the successful previous project in the "new" Step by Step = =
format, I also follow this formula again.


CONSTRUCTION METHOD

1. First you need about 100 kg, weapon quality, Plutonium
Rake your local dealer. There you can
with our colleagues from a nuclear power, but they usually find
not so fun when large quantities of missing Plutonium. It is better
to your local terrorist organization to consult, or perhaps the
Z-side in your area.

2. Note that for Plutonium, especially pure form, some
Dangerous. Wash your hands with soap and water after use, and
Your children and pets do not play. A little over
Plutonium dust is suitable as insect exterminator.
The best you can store it in a lead pipe, but if you do not
available, you can also use an old thermos.

3. DIY home in a metal display device for hosting. Here -
For everything you use. Most metal objects can
Into the desired shape bending e.g. a bucket or a cylinder o.i.d.
Do not use aluminum foil!

4. Stop Plutonium in 2 hemispheres, about 4 cm apart.
Use rubber cement to plutonium dust which together hold.

5. Buy now about 220 kg of trinitrotoluene (TNT)
Nobelit (dynamite resolved in what lime) is much better but a lot
difficult to work with, so we recommend TNT
Your helpful supplier will be happy to provide.

6. Paste the TNT for the 2 semi-spherical form, which you geconstueerd
Have in step 4. The best you can stick with what TNT Playdo
Clay, but other clay toys is also good. Colored clay is acceptable
But not necessary. This is not the right time to go to funny
Do

7. Stop the building from the previous step in the enclosure in
Step 3. Use a strong glue such as "Crazy Glue" or other
acrylaatlijm for the whole firmly together to keep this to a
regardless conto learned to prevent detonation due to vibration or onoordeel -
Improper use.

8. For full activation, buy a radio controlled servo,
you including radio controlled aircraft encounters. With
little effort is a remotely operated plunger to manufacture,
a detonator operated by a small explosion follows. These
caps are just for sale in the supermarket in Belgium. I
recommend the "Blast-O-Matic" type because they give a good money
Back guarantee.

9. Hide now the whole device for your neighbors and small children.
The garage is not such a good place because of the high humidity and
Large temperature fluctuations. Nuclear devices are to
known to spontaneously to go in these unstable conditions. The ongoing case
Or cupboard are perfect places.

10. You're now the proud owner of a working thermonuclear device
Rate! It is a good opener at parties and parties, and may also
excellent used in collective bargaining negotiations.


THEORY OF OPERATION
The device works on the principle of critical mass. As
the TNT explodes compresses the plutonium to critical
Bulk. This critical mass then produces a chain reaction (the
so-called domino effect) and then a large thermo-nuclear
Reaction. And voila, a 10 megaton explosion !!!!!

- Next month: Clone your neighbor in six simple steps.
This innovative project promises to be real coconut.
Full kitchen tools is all you need.
Until next month

Postscript from Donny:

The glue crazy glue is unfortunately only available in the us.
There is a good alternative to white glue (alleslijmer)
The word in the Wibra sold for 1.25 gld (25bef), it is very
suitable for all. " He is widely available today.
Other white glue is good, but often more expensive, which of the Wibra
still has the best price / quality ratio.


€1.0 Euro = ƒ2.20371 Guilder when it was first introduced so you need to do the math for. yourself.
 
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Phoenix_Wing

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I suggest building the plutonium rod casing out of legos. Its Cheap and Effective. They've made an airport out of Lego, so why not a rod casing? In fact, just make everything out of Lego. Just DO NOT under ANY circumstances let Kantham near the lego box.
 

Hadmar

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All you really need is a vibrator and plug it into a 230V socket. It will vibrate so fast that the atoms get shaken around so much that they start splitting all on their own. Now quickly throw it in a swimming pool to convert the energy into steam, put a steam turbine above it an you have enough energy to power the world for one whole week.