UT has made me ill! (hilarity ensues)

Nemephosis · 24th Oct 2000, 02:32 PM

man oh man, playing UT has made me really ill...

In just ONE month... I got heart disease, bone disease, brain disease, malaria, diptheria, diahhrea, piahhrea, gonorrhea, rhea perlman... pneumonia, oldmonia, ammonia... I got leprosy, pleurisy, jealousy... water on the brain, water on the knee, water on the floor, I got yellow fever, scarlet fever, tennis elbow, swimmer's ear.. pink eye, blue balls... I got PMS, TMJ, HBO, Nick at Night, Showtime, ESPN..... and occasional lower back pain.

(damn stand up comedy acts... It should be illegal for me to see them)

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24th Oct 2000, 02:32 PM	#1
Nemephosis lol Join Date: Aug. 10th, 2000 Posts: 7,513	man oh man, playing UT has made me really ill... In just ONE month... I got heart disease, bone disease, brain disease, malaria, diptheria, diahhrea, piahhrea, gonorrhea, rhea perlman... pneumonia, oldmonia, ammonia... I got leprosy, pleurisy, jealousy... water on the brain, water on the knee, water on the floor, I got yellow fever, scarlet fever, tennis elbow, swimmer's ear.. pink eye, blue balls... I got PMS, TMJ, HBO, Nick at Night, Showtime, ESPN..... and occasional lower back pain. (damn stand up comedy acts... It should be illegal for me to see them)