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Old 27th Aug 2003, 05:20 PM   #1
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Laughing The history we dont know

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One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable. Achilles appears in The Iliad, by Homer. Homer also wrote The Oddity, in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on is journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.
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Old 27th Aug 2003, 05:27 PM   #2
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It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.
Eee, this thing with quotes not being text is silly.
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Old 28th Aug 2003, 03:02 AM   #3
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[Moses] died before he ever reached Canada.
see, it's not all BS
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Old 28th Aug 2003, 03:06 AM   #4
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Old 28th Aug 2003, 10:03 AM   #5
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>Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you.
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Old 28th Aug 2003, 12:01 PM   #6
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the breasts which hung to the floor.
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[EDIT] I just read the entire thing. I spilled 2 glasses of water and fell on the floor many times. I haven't laughed that hard since Charlie Chaplin's 'Modern Times'. [/edit]
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Old 28th Aug 2003, 06:19 PM   #7
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In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath.
sounds like a college thing.
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Old 28th Aug 2003, 07:14 PM   #8
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During this time, people put on morality plays about ghosts, goblins, virgins, and other mythical creatures.
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Old 28th Aug 2003, 10:06 PM   #9
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Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they all shouted "hurrah." Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.
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Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
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Old 28th Aug 2003, 11:39 PM   #10
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Nero was a cruel tyrant who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.
wow, that tune must be deadly...

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Old 29th Aug 2003, 11:24 AM   #11
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That's some amazingly funny shit, but I find it hard to believe all these things have been written by students.
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Old 30th Aug 2003, 12:39 PM   #12
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heh yeah, but sometimes students write stuff like that on purpose. I remember one time in high school during a dictation a friend of mione mispelled a word on purpose giving the sentence a whole new meaning and in doing so embarrasing the teacher.
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