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Old 17th Mar 2000, 05:42 PM   #1
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Old 17th Mar 2000, 06:12 PM   #2
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Uhm... it was feeling like it ?
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Old 17th Mar 2000, 08:02 PM   #3
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No..
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Old 17th Mar 2000, 09:12 PM   #4
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Its head was gunned down by a M16 and it couldn't see where it was going ?
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Old 18th Mar 2000, 02:02 AM   #5
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So what's the punch line?
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Old 18th Mar 2000, 07:06 PM   #6
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The chicken was drunk!

hehehehheeeeeeeeeehhehehehehehheheeeee *cough* *cough*

YOU MAY LAUGH NOW!
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Old 18th Mar 2000, 08:46 PM   #7
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You gotta come up with a better line than that !

Don't like that at all...

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Old 18th Mar 2000, 08:48 PM   #8
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Did I say I was dissapointed ?
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Old 19th Mar 2000, 05:48 PM   #9
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Yup.
Bad joke, I should close this thread and ban you for 3 days, Agent Smith!
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Old 19th Mar 2000, 05:51 PM   #10
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BTW: what is this ban-story; are you really able to ban someone from this MB?
And that bad was the joke not..

Just like:
What's the smallest part in a Leopard 2A5 tank?

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Old 19th Mar 2000, 06:00 PM   #11
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Yes, my son, I can ban you, change your name, change your password, change your sig, change your posts...nope I can't

I liked the M16 joke variation more.
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Old 19th Mar 2000, 10:11 PM   #12
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AgentSmith be good boy! Yes he be good!

Have Mercy, I thought of a better ending!

The Chicken crossed the road because his he had a bad experience with laser-vision correction and his eyes as well as half of his skull were now a pile of mush that had collected across the street. So determined to get them he walked across.

Now I have an even FUNNIER joke!

Alright, there are two cows and they are having a pleasant conversation in the farm:

Cow 1:
" Say marve, have you heard the news about mad cow disease spreading.. it's just awful!"

Cow 2:
"Well, I don't have to worry about that.."

Cow 1:
"Why?"

Cow 2:
"Cause I'm a helicopter!! Weeeeee!!"
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Old 19th Mar 2000, 11:19 PM   #13
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Nope, not any better. Sorry [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

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Old 19th Mar 2000, 11:29 PM   #14
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ok, it's safe to commence with the banning and thread closing now. [img]/infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif[/img]
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Old 20th Mar 2000, 04:26 AM   #15
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HAHAHAHAHA..
The cow joke was good!

For anybody who likes to know the end of my joke:
The smallest part in a Leopard 2A5 tank is:
THE TANK COMMANDERS BRAIN!!!

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Old 20th Mar 2000, 11:14 AM   #16
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Ah... OK

Agent Smith... HAHAHAHAAAAHAH!!!

sorry, it's just funny posting such a topic... [img]/infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif[/img]

N e way, Read your clan topic, Cheers.

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Old 21st Mar 2000, 04:43 AM   #17
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Hmmm, lemme think, oh yeah...

WARNING: This Post has explicit language

PLZ DONT BAN ME FROM THE MB

IF YOU ARE INSULTED, PLZ JUST TELL ME ITS NOT APPROPIATE, I'VE CENSORED THE WORDS...

Cheers!

OK, a joke that was funny but childish!

Da Story = Rudolph & Santa... Oooo!
(Rudolph Reindeer Theme)

Rudolph da red nose wanker
Had a very empty crucht
Rudolph da red nose wanker
He does care very much

And one dark black afternoon
Santa came to say
Rudoplh with your tiny d*ck
Give me anal sexy pr*ck!

hehe [img]/infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif[/img]

Sorry if it's not funny no more!

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Old 21st Mar 2000, 09:53 AM   #18
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CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT NEO!!!!!!

That's not funny at all, that's sick!

CLOSE IT NOW!!!!

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Old 21st Mar 2000, 10:46 AM   #19
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Hell
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