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Igoy · 27th Feb 2011, 04:43 PM

Why should black guys and union workers get all the fun?

Balton · 27th Feb 2011, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Igoy

Why should black guys and union workers get all the fun?

^Actually that's my first question to you!

edit: and ofcourse the old classic: why do women always have to go in pairs to the wc when going out? what're you doing that can't be done alone?

GRAF1K · 27th Feb 2011, 04:56 PM

Why are you obsessed with the position of toilet seats?

Igoy · 27th Feb 2011, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GRAF1K

Why are you obsessed with the position of toilet seats?

My problem isn't with the position of the seat (though I think it's common sense to put down the toilet seat AND lid after you've been anyway), my problem is with people's inability to aim for the toilet bowl. I've never been in a toilet where there isn't piss on the floor. It's not that hard! Ladies shouldn't get off the toilet until they're done peeing, and guys, just unzip, AIM FOR THE BOWL, then away you go. AND DO NOT SHAKE UNTIL WEE HAS STOPPED COMING OUT. It's not hard.

Crotale · 27th Feb 2011, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Igoy

AND DO NOT SHAKE UNTIL WEE HAS STOPPED COMING OUT. It's not hard.

Poor thing, you simply have no clue about what makes us guys tick.

BITE_ME · 1st Mar 2011, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Igoy

My problem isn't with the position of the seat (though I think it's common sense to put down the toilet seat AND lid after you've been anyway), my problem is with people's inability to aim for the toilet bowl. I've never been in a toilet where there isn't piss on the floor. It's not that hard! Ladies shouldn't get off the toilet until they're done peeing, and guys, just unzip, AIM FOR THE BOWL, then away you go. AND DO NOT SHAKE UNTIL WEE HAS STOPPED COMING OUT. It's not hard.

Some times it's hard to aim strait.

Had a contest once.
Woman squeezed boobie juice in a bucket vs me squeezing other boobie into a bucket.
I won

I had more experience squeezing boobies

Continuum · 1st Mar 2011, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BITE_ME

Some times it's hard to aim strait.

Had a contest once.
Woman squeezed boobie juice in a bucket vs me squeezing other boobie into a bucket.
I won

I had more experience squeezing boobies

The real reason is that if a guy goes without sex for a few hours the jet stream can split and the angles it shoots out at are completely unpredictable.

Igoy · 27th Feb 2011, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balton

^Actually that's my first question to you!

edit: and ofcourse the old classic: why do women always have to go in pairs to the wc when going out? what're you doing that can't be done alone?

For question number 1: They shouldn't, hence my thread!

For question number 2: It depends entirely on the circumstances. Personally, I'm capable of going to the wc all by myself. Sometimes we go to the toilet in pairs so that we're not left on our own/with somebody we don't enjoy talking to, and sometimes we go to keep an eye on the other person. A few NYE's ago, a friend of mine got a little too drunk, shall we say, and so I went with her to the toilets to keep an eye on her, and it was a good job I did because she passed out in the toilets, face down in her own puke. Nice.

DeaJae · 27th Feb 2011, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balton

^Actually that's my first question to you!

edit: and ofcourse the old classic: why do women always have to go in pairs to the wc when going out? what're you doing that can't be done alone?

pretty much explains it...

Jackal · 27th Feb 2011, 05:37 PM

Where is your G spot? I've found it on a few women, but yours is still a mystery to me

Capt.Toilet · 27th Feb 2011, 05:42 PM

Will you and I ever fall madly in love and escape to a wonderful land full of happiness and no worries?

Igoy · 27th Feb 2011, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jackal

Where is your G spot? I've found it on a few women, but yours is still a mystery to me

I don't think even I've found it yet.

Jackal · 27th Feb 2011, 05:44 PM

I can actually answer this for you toilet.

No.

Why? Too many reasons to list here.

Rambowjo · 27th Feb 2011, 05:44 PM

Are you a lesbian?

Igoy · 27th Feb 2011, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rambowjo

Are you a lesbian?

I am not.

Rambowjo · 27th Feb 2011, 05:51 PM

What do you think of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic?

Igoy · 27th Feb 2011, 05:58 PM

I've not watched it, and I don't have the time to either, unfortunately. I like the powerpuff girls though?

Crotale · 27th Feb 2011, 06:04 PM

If a woman doesn't want to be complimented, then why does she spend so much time and money making herself look and smell so good?

Igoy · 27th Feb 2011, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Crotale

If a woman doesn't want to be complimented, then why does she spend so much time and money making herself look and smell so good?

Most women aren't going to reject a compliment if ones going. I can't speak for all woman, but for me I apply make up, style my hair, wear perfume etc. to make me feel good about myself. It's not all for men.

Capt.Toilet · 27th Feb 2011, 06:19 PM

Why do women give you the bitch look when they catch you looking at their boobs? If you didn't want me looking you shouldn't have dressed like a prostitute.

If anything they should treat my looking as a compliment.

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