Things that are cool.

There are few things that make me appreciate the inherent awesomness of diversity and life more than a good ole fashioned viral mutation. I jut can't do without my monthly sore throat, mind-numbing headache, ear infection and blocked sinuses. Without viral mutations how could I possibly spread my PAIN to others? The gift that keeps on giving is mine to give, again and again.

Thanks, GodTM, for all your wonderful creations that enrich our day to day lives with niggling aches and pains, green mucus, a runny nose and sick days from work!

You would probably scratch an itch instead.