11-year-old suspended for cartwheels
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What if she did a cartwheel into a boiling pot of beans that were flamable and she caught on fire and hugged someone and that person hugged someone else and then that person hugged someone else... It would be a massacre! 
briachiae said:What if she did a cartwheel into a boiling pot of beans that were flamable and she caught on fire and hugged someone and that person hugged someone else and then that person hugged someone else... It would be a massacre!
That's precisely what the admins were thinking!
Zxanphorian said:"They said gymnastics on the playground creates an unsafe situation." OMGWTFBBQ. Isn't a playground meant for gymnastics and other athletic activities?
When I was in first grade (could have been kindergarten) I got sent to the headmaster's office, along with my friend/accomplice, for committing the horrible crime of RUNNING ON THE PLAYGROUND.
I thought my life was over and I'd drop out of school and become a bum
oh wait I did drop out of school
Agreed completely. This is along with the "kid shooting his classmates with his hand as a gun gets suspended". WTF
For some reason, I can't help thinking that they were worried she'd start recreating the lobby shootout from the Matrix.
.altan said:
That's just retarded punishing kids because of running on the playground
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****, I remember cheerleaders used to practice backflips in the courtyard during lunch in highschool and middle school.
