New Cottonelle with Thicker Ripples!!!!

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Boom

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OMG, this stuff is soooo soft and wonderful.

Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

I wish I had to poop more.

I'm going to Taco Bell right now!!

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nice 1111st post.

I am confused though...

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I should work in advertising.

"Imagine angels gently licking your butt clean. That's the feeling of New Cottonelle with thicker ripples!"

I love this stuff. No more showers for me, I'm just wiping down my entire body every day with New Cottonelle.

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The Dopefish

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Boom, you are a crazy m0f0. :)

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You mean it wasn't totally obvious that I was talking about toilet paper?

What the heck do you guys clean your butts with after you poop????

/me is completely stunned. :eek:

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The Dopefish

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Well, at least some of us knew what your were talking about.

/me did

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LOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG boom you are hil-freakinh-larious!!!!!! haha, i am off to buy ten cases!!!! i am going to wallpaper my room with the stuff!!!!!!! :D

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in honor of you boom, i have changed my sig :D

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

I wish I had to poop more.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> - Boom

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Have you ever tried Margarita Rimmin's?



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I don't know Margarita, but have you met my friend Angel? She is really nice. ;)

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still, i think i could find other, more fun things to do with 'angel' ;)

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

I wish I had to poop more.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> - Boom

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Is Angel pretty? Will she lick other things clean too? =)

SALTWATER WRISTWATCH ASSETS MASSACHUSETTS ****AKE MUSHROOMS

I can't think of any for ***** or ****. Fah-q. I sure hope censor is still on.

donkeys.

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hey.
saltwater and wristwatch both got through... so did asset and massachusets.
hrm.
****ake mushrooms didn't though =P =)

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Walk towards the pink globe and eat the woman who makes all the money.

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