Conspiracy Theories

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DLL

DLL

Chrysolyte
Mar 12, 2001
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DLL is short for "Dell" and I'm actually a Dell agent sent to infiltrate the Infiltration community.



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Rogue Leader is actually George Bush's second cousin. Some refer to him as the "Osama" of the Bush family.

DankBudz is really a 70 year old Catholic Nun who is suffering from a mental illness.
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Angelheart is actually a computer AI written by John Carmack.
 
NotBillMurray

NotBillMurray

It's Suntory Time!
Mar 11, 2001
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Don't forget that Zundafolge is a 38 year spinster aunt who personally led the million mom march and hates guns.

I think Keiichi is a 45 year old prison inmate with an X-Box and sincere hatred for things animated.

Also, Yurch is a chimpanzee with a million friends, a bunch of typewriters, and a whole lotta time.

Now, which of these three is the real thing?

:D
 
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