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Lizard Of Oz

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A friend of mine goes to the zoo.

Decides to visit the monkey house.

Buys a small bag of peanuts to feed the monkeys.

Standing in front of a cage full of medium sized monkeys.
(don't recall what kind) He is handing out peanuts and a
monkey grabs and pulls his finger. With all his might my
friend frees his finger. He's pissed now. He places a peanut
in the palm of his hand, and offers it to the offending monkey.
When the monkey reaches between the bars to grab the peanut, my
friend grabs the monkey's arm and pulls him hard against the
cage several times. The monkey screams. Then every monkey in
the friggen zoo starts screaming. I'm rolling on the ground LMAO.
My friend is escorted out of the zoo by a guy in a khaki suit,
and pith helmet.


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BAHAHAHAHAHAH! That sounds like something Homer Simpson would do /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

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oh the memorable visits to the zoo as a child, and seeing various animals doing the nasty...

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Morety

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First of all, if the little damn monkey pulled my finger, I'd fart. That'd teach him.

Secondly, you're just lucky they all didn't start throwing their poo at you all at once.

Thirdly, ROFLMfnAO!

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I gotta say, this was the last thread I read before driving home from work today. I just pictured your buddy with his sore finger going "C'mere you stupid fecking chimp, you want a peanut? c'mon chimp, that's it...that's it...GOTCHA *THUNK* how do you like that *THUNK* you little feck *THUNK* grab my finger will ya *THUNK THUNK* you fecking like it????

I was laughing so fn hard driving home thinking about this, people were staring at me in the rushhour traffic. I hope they thought I was listening to comedy on the radio or something.

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Morety

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This *BUMP* courtesy of your friendly forum More-tician

It's been almost two months since I visited this thread. Yes, I deliberately looked for this one so I could bring it back from the dead.

Should'a held the little b@stards arm and started hoofing him in the balls through the cage!!!!
 

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HAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHA first i have to say OMFG THAT IS FING HILARIOUS second, i would like to say HAHAHAHAHAHAHA third i would like to say HAHAHAAAAAA I AM DYING ON THE FLOOR. that is the funniest thing i have heard all day :D
 

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What if he woulda ripped it's arm off...ROFLMAO!!

Little b@stard mokey..c'mere..*whack* u like that? *whack* want some more? *whack......riiiiippp!!!*

oops..here little monkey..here's ur arm back..
 

Morety

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Think of a whole cage of monkeys going ape over it too!

A whole crew of chimps jumping up and down screaming and pointing and looking for p00p to throw as their poor buddy is getting his head thwacked on the iron bars by Lizard's buddy.

Then along comes an army-dressed zoo keeper security guard guy to "escort" him out. Liz, did your buddy go peacefully, or did he try to defend his actions? What? I gotta know!
 
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