You know you are lagging when...

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carnivore

Built For The kill
Feb 6, 2001
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Well, for a 56k user like me , laging is a thing you have to live with so here a few thing iv come up with:
-when you press fire, goes to the kitchen, take something to dring, taking out the garbage , come back to the game and you still didnt shot...

-when you are running (or think you are) and see the whole team pass by you while proning...

-when you see an enemy, shot at him and by the time you shot him he stab you at the back...

-when you enter a server and by the time you enter they have finished 2 maps...

-when you ping is over 4 numbers ( i used to play with 1000 ping)...

-when you TK all your team mates just becouse you pressed the fire key in the start of the round...

please add more, i love thos funny posts...:D
 

yurch

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May 21, 2001
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-when your ping is in days.
-when ppl can walk around your shots.
-when you have to do a 180 to snipe someone.
-when all your kills are based off prediction.
-when you walk your dog during bursts.
-when you get yelled at for being afk.
-when you pull the pin from a grenade and can't_put_it_down!
-when players refer to you as "the statue".
-when you lag in the FORUMS.
 
Mar 19, 2001
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You know your lagging when
-the server switches maps and you join in specatator mode
-you throw a nade and a minute later your play says "tango down"
-everyone is sliding around on the map not shooting
-the server switches maps and by the time you join the match is over
 

Faded Soul

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Apr 30, 2001
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The quote, "Red Box of Death" has made your screen his new home.
You are dead by the time you switch from your knife to your gun.
You see the quote, "Red Box of Death" on such a basis you could be married.
You type hello in round 1, and then its suddenly roud 11 and everyone is saying GG
You run around the level not seeing anyone, then about ten minutes later you die and are back were you started nine minutes ago.
You say GG at the end of the next game.
 

jaymian

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Jan 25, 2001
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-When you shoot while running, and end up shooting yourself in the back
-when you get used to shooting 10 feet in front of everybody, then can't hit **** with a good ping
-when your used to joining most matches at the second round
 

DeadEyeNick

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Dec 30, 2000
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When it doesn't Lag, since browser just shows 9999 pingrate and u can't join anyway.
Something pretty similiar here... When u find urself teleporting.
 

Lord_Bunker

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Apr 18, 2000
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when you run to the other teams spawn point point then get bunjie corded back to the start.

when you run across the road in extreme predjudice, have a big delay then find your self falling off a cliff in chasm.
 

raindog

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Jan 14, 2001
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You know you are lagging...

...when your camera view switches to third person before you have even died, and you get a really good view of your own demise.
 

Faded Soul

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Well yurch, if you lag out and everyones just walking into walls still walking, I am sure we've all seen this, your god, you cant die, cant shoot, just walk and jump and run... and you wont die, funny stuff to see :)
 

JasonBook

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Oct 21, 2000
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You're lagging when....

You play over an AOL account.......eek! Even with the best possible connection. *whimper*

You suddenly call yourself an afk.....?
In mid burst, your connection drops.
More than five people in a map sends your ping into the roof.
You're afraid to join a game when everyone is below a 300 ping, and you just know you're going to suck.

Comments from a sad human being.....