UT has made me ill! (hilarity ensues)

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Nemephosis

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man oh man, playing UT has made me really ill...

In just ONE month... I got heart disease, bone disease, brain disease, malaria, diptheria, diahhrea, piahhrea, gonorrhea, rhea perlman... pneumonia, oldmonia, ammonia... I got leprosy, pleurisy, jealousy... water on the brain, water on the knee, water on the floor, I got yellow fever, scarlet fever, tennis elbow, swimmer's ear.. pink eye, blue balls... I got PMS, TMJ, HBO, Nick at Night, Showtime, ESPN..... and occasional lower back pain.

(damn stand up comedy acts... It should be illegal for me to see them) :D:D:D:D:D
 

Nemephosis

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hey it was funny and I thought I'd share... and I did change it a little :D
 

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This thread started as a joke about my supposed illnesses, and now is morphing into a thread about Y5 and monkey pr0n... WTF!?!? :D
 

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Heh. I have actually had nausea inducing FPS experiances in Half Life and Kingpin, but never UT. It must be something about the Q2 engine that causes severe intestinal pain at high frame-rates. Hmmm, anyone ever seen "Videodrome"?
 

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What the hell have you turned my beautiful thread into!?! YOU BASTARDS :D
 

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Boy, you wanna talk "computer viruses......" :D

hey, now that was funny.....