3 hours to put up, less then an hour to take down

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Terminal {DTH}

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The tree is gone. told ya all. i just couldnt stand the reminder anymore so late last night/this morning it came down. and at That late at night i was at least able to quickly run it into the garbage bin, ware much to my surprise was someone's tree in the dumpster. and one thet wasnt dryed out at all. odd that but whatever. corse now we are sneezing like mad men from the allergins from it but it is more then worth it.

i feel better now.
 

CHRYSt

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Man, you take 3 hours to get up? Your wife must get really bored waitining. But you go for an hour, so I guess maybe it's worth it.

You might want to try some pills from the doctor. They might help you get up faster, and maybe go for more than an hour.

I'm not sure about your euphamisms, but I'm sure your wife doesn't deserve to be called a dumpster. Even if someone else's tree was there. I mean yours was all dried out right? She just wanted a nicer one for a little while. Don't take it personalty.

Oh, and try a different brand of condom some people are allergic to the latex or the spermicide.
 

Stryker8

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i'm affraid there's only 1 solution for this

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Originally posted by CHRYSt
Man, you take 3 hours to get up? Your wife must get really bored waitining. But you go for an hour, so I guess maybe it's worth it.

You might want to try some pills from the doctor. They might help you get up faster, and maybe go for more than an hour.

I'm not sure about your euphamisms, but I'm sure your wife doesn't deserve to be called a dumpster. Even if someone else's tree was there. I mean yours was all dried out right? She just wanted a nicer one for a little while. Don't take it personalty.

Oh, and try a different brand of condom some people are allergic to the latex or the spermicide.

Funniest thing i've heard today:lol:
 

Rukee

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It never took me THAT long to get it up....but
wife as alergies too and we have a fake tree.
It`s great cause we don`t have very much room so we are able to build the tree into a courner and like only put on 2\3 of the branches and it fits great right in the courner!!
Plus...take downs a piece of cake!! I leave the lights on and just remove the branches and let the lights fall to the base...then just pick-up the pile of lights and done in about 10 mins or less!!!

Looks just like a real one too...we have to tell people it`s fake and they have to "touch-it" just to be sure!! ;)
 
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Terminal {DTH}

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i dont care if it was joking or not...

i am Not ammused. =|

i have NO sense of humor when it comes to insults or implied insults directed at my wife!

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phil

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you are teh emotion'con master terminal i can feel your anger as that cute smiley chops the other cute smiley in half.
 
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Terminal {DTH}

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Originally posted by CHRYSt

Hmm..Terminal, also realize that it's direct insult at your post, not even you personally, let alone your wife.

That hardly matters. its the result, Not the intent that is the issue here. :mad:
 

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Originally posted by CHRYSt
Man, you take 3 hours to get up? Your wife must get really bored waitining. But you go for an hour, so I guess maybe it's worth it.

You might want to try some pills from the doctor. They might help you get up faster, and maybe go for more than an hour.

I'm not sure about your euphamisms, but I'm sure your wife doesn't deserve to be called a dumpster. Even if someone else's tree was there. I mean yours was all dried out right? She just wanted a nicer one for a little while. Don't take it personalty.

Oh, and try a different brand of condom some people are allergic to the latex or the spermicide.

:lol: Hehe.