Agentsmith's Comedy Corner

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Snakeye

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BTW: what is this ban-story; are you really able to ban someone from this MB?
And that bad was the joke not..

Just like:
What's the smallest part in a Leopard 2A5 tank?

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AgentSmith be good boy! Yes he be good!

Have Mercy, I thought of a better ending!

The Chicken crossed the road because his he had a bad experience with laser-vision correction and his eyes as well as half of his skull were now a pile of mush that had collected across the street. So determined to get them he walked across.

Now I have an even FUNNIER joke!

Alright, there are two cows and they are having a pleasant conversation in the farm:

Cow 1:
" Say marve, have you heard the news about mad cow disease spreading.. it's just awful!"

Cow 2:
"Well, I don't have to worry about that.."

Cow 1:
"Why?"

Cow 2:
"Cause I'm a helicopter!! Weeeeee!!"
 

Eliwar

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Nope, not any better. Sorry /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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Snakeye

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HAHAHAHAHA..
The cow joke was good!

For anybody who likes to know the end of my joke:
The smallest part in a Leopard 2A5 tank is:
THE TANK COMMANDERS BRAIN!!!

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MrTicky

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Ah... OK

Agent Smith... HAHAHAHAAAAHAH!!!

sorry, it's just funny posting such a topic... /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif

N e way, Read your clan topic, Cheers.

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MrTicky

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Hmmm, lemme think, oh yeah...

WARNING: This Post has explicit language

PLZ DONT BAN ME FROM THE MB

IF YOU ARE INSULTED, PLZ JUST TELL ME ITS NOT APPROPIATE, I'VE CENSORED THE WORDS...

Cheers!

OK, a joke that was funny but childish!

Da Story = Rudolph & Santa... Oooo!
(Rudolph Reindeer Theme)

Rudolph da red nose wanker
Had a very empty crucht
Rudolph da red nose wanker
He does care very much

And one dark black afternoon
Santa came to say
Rudoplh with your tiny d*ck
Give me anal sexy pr*ck!

hehe /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif

Sorry if it's not funny no more!

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