Stupid Dick Measuring Devices in Airports

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NeoNite

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There's always the possibility of a bomb being mixed into the candy. Or the wrapping.
Better safe than sorry. Imagine if some candy bar explodes halfway across the ocean.
 

Wormbo

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The nation's airport security chief pleaded with Thanksgiving travelers for understanding and urged them not to boycott full-body scans on Wednesday, lest their protest snarl what is already one of the busiest, most stressful flying days of the year.

Transportation Security Administration chief John Pistole said Monday that such delaying actions would only "tie up people who want to go home and see their loved ones."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101122/ap_on_bi_ge/us_airport_security

I think I'd understand that as a challenge. ;)
 

Sir_Brizz

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Everyone flies naked and is strapped to a toilet so they never have to get up. Have fun sitting in your feces while flying to Singapore.