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Clayeth

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I mentioned this in another thread, but then remembered this site. Anyway, When me and my friends ever get a fortune cookie, we always add 'in bed' to the end. Makes for some interesting fortunes.

Go Here and post your fortune, with the extra ending. If someone knows a better one, post it. There aren't a whole lot of cookies here :(

Here's Mine:
"In order to win you must have a forklift, a grocery cart wheel and a muffin tin in bed."
 

Clayeth

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That's what I meant for everyone to do

"You will be called upon to help a 3 hole punch in bed"
"Destruction is one of your outstanding traits in bed"

get the idea?
 

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"Ignorance never settles the fluffy cold nose puppy dog in Bed"
"You can have your cake and eat it too, so stop whining in bed"
"Anyone that dares to be, can always play with the kitty later in bed"

:con:
 

Clayeth

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Originally posted by eraser|BuF
Shall i say we change the "In Bed" to somthing else? like "on the toilet" or some other place?
I guess so. I tried to find a better site somewhere (with more that it just does randomly) but couldn't find one. We could just add whatever we want as a location to the end. How about this one:

"You have a natural dance groove and paper cutting ability which is highly valued by others in hell"