Clerks

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Katton

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I just finished watching Clerks.
damn thats a fine movie.
can anyone think of a raunchier movie?
i dont think one exists. /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

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Keiichi

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"Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Sharks in salsa. Our shark. Da da...Da da...da da..da da..da da da da...Salsa shark. We're gonna' need a bigger boat." Oh Lord, that movie rocks.

-Keiichi

"Therefore those skilled at the unorthodox are infinite as heaven and earth, inexhaustible as the great rivers. When they come to an end, they begin again, like the days and months; they die and are reborn, like the four seasons."
- Sun Tzu , "The Art of War"

[This message was edited by Keiichi on Jun 20, 2000 at 00:28.]
 

Keiichi

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I just went out and bought Clerks on DVD. Freakin' hilarious. I also got Monty Python and the Holy Grail, another classic.

-Keiichi

"Therefore those skilled at the unorthodox are infinite as heaven and earth, inexhaustible as the great rivers. When they come to an end, they begin again, like the days and months; they die and are reborn, like the four seasons."
- Sun Tzu , "The Art of War"
 

Bad.Mojo

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If we're talking about great movies, here's a few sweet movies, in my order of personal preference:

-Apocalypse Now (This movie is simply amazing, a remake of Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness in Vietnam/Cambodia)
-Scarface (Remake of Scarface about Al Capone, only this one is about Tony Montana, a Cuban refugee cum drug lord)
-Aliens (The best sci-fi action movie ever, period)
-Die Hard (Bruce Willis is some sort of God-like man)
-Dial 'M' for Murder (Suspense at its absolute Viagra-induced Omega Point)
-Straight Jacket (this movie kept me awake for weeks any time I heard something rattling or jingling)


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CoffeyCan

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Has anyone seen the alternative ending to 'Ronin'? I heard that on DVD there was a different ending and I would LOVE to know what it was. Please tell me...

If you dont want to know, then dont read the rest of the posts..
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Bad.Mojo

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I figure you find out that all that was in the skate case was some skates and bunch of people got blown away for skates... now that would be cool.

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SPooKYRedeemer

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What about Clockwork Orange, me brothers?

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Kisen_K

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Sorry

What happens in the (alt.)end of Ronin is that we see that Irish woman looking down at Sam at the end of the movie. She decides not to go to him. And as soon as she's ready to enter her car, a van pulls up beside her. A bunch of Irish terrorists is inside and they drag her into the car while screaming : "This is what we do to traitors" or something like that...
The End
 

Bad.Mojo

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Shit! I forgot completely about A Clockwork Orange. Spare some cutter, me brother?

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[This message was edited by Bad.Mojo on Jun 21, 2000 at 16:46.]