Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

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evilgrins

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Anyone that's played online has probably thought there should be some general rules for how all players should handle themselves when interacting with others. In more frustrating times, everybody's probably thought of rules that were completely innappropriate but seemed to fit your more stressed mindset.

This is the place for those rules. Please share your most ridiculous thoughts of how online play should go, number them however you like.
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Rule #1: Do not shoot people on your own team unless they annoy you.
 

evilgrins

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Oh?

Rule #2: IT'S NOT CALLED UT99!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111oneone

rage! :mad:
The original Unreal Tournament, released in 1999, is most often referred to as ut99 in most forums online. That's why there's forums like http://www.ut99.org/ and other assorted variations specific to the original UT.

Rule #7: On most servers it's impossible to kill other players with your weapons, but you can still knock them into a pool of lava or shove them off a cliff.
 

NeoNite

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Rule 3: Do not insert deemer missiles into the rectal cavities of friendly warcows, no matter how much they piss you off. They will remember and molest you likewise in great numbers, with bigger missiles.

Rule 0: Don't mention the war.
 

evilgrins

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FEAR THE AWESOME POWER OF MY REDEEMER COW!

Rule 3: Do not insert deemer missiles into the rectal cavities of friendly warcows, no matter how much they piss you off. They will remember and molest you likewise in great numbers, with bigger missiles.
Oh sure, steal all my fun.
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Rule #11: Sometimes it's too hard to resist making hamburger jokes when someone playing as a warcow dies.
 

leilei

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Rule #86: If phantom.umx plays (DM-Barricade) you MUST pelvic thrust in sync to every electric snare that start after 0:43 in the song
 
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