3 Tanks, 2 Hellbindirs.... - Convoy Song !

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BuzWeaver

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I was playing earlier today and saw 3 tanks (I was in one), 2 Hellbinders, 1 Scorpion and the Levi all heading to the Core, then the Convy song popped into my head, now I can't get it out.
 

Sir_Brizz

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I absolutely abhor that song. They play it at the movie theatre all the time and I want to scream.
 

KenjiE20

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First min of song attached. Edit: removed

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You got
a copy on me, Pigpen? C'mon. Ah, yeah, ten-four, Pigpen, for
sure, for sure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flagtown.
C'mon. Yeah, that's a big ten-four there, Pigpen. Yeah, we
definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive,
looks like we got us a convoy.

It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
And a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We's headin' for bear on Eye-one-oh
'Bout a mile outta Shakeytown
I says, "Pigpen, this here's Rubber Duck
And I'm about to put the hammer down"

'Cause we got a little old convoy rockin' thru the night
Yeah, we got a little old convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
Convoy

Ah, breaker, Pigpen, this here's Duck 'n' you wanna back
off them hogs? Ah, ten-four. About 5 mile or so. Ten roger.
Them hogs is gettin' intense up here.

By the time we got into Tulsa-town
We had 85 trucks in all
But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf
And them bears 's wall-to-wall
Yeah, them smokeys as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air
I says "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck
We about to go a-huntin' bear"

'Cause we got a great big convoy rockin' thru the night
Yeah, we got a great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
Convoy

Ah, you wanna give me a ten-nine on that, Pigpen?
Negatory, Pigpen, you're still too close. Yeah, them hogs
is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better
back off another ten

Well, we rolled up Interstate Forty-Four
Like a rocket-sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindle sheets
And left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-town
Them bears was a-gettin smart
They brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard

There's armored cars and tanks and jeeps
'N' rigs of every size
Yeah, them chicken coops was full of bears
And choppers filled the skies
Well, we shot the line, we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreuse microbus

Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon here.
Yeah, ten-four, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that
microbus in behind that suicide-jockey? Yeah, he's
haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get.

Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I says "Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll"
So we crashed the gate doin ninety-eight
I says, "Let them truckers roll, ten-four"

'Cause we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the night
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
Convoy

Ah, ten-four, Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA?
Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out
there, for sure. Well, mercy sakes, good buddy, we gonna
back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and
the bears off your... tail. We'll catch you on the
flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We
gone, 'bye, 'bye.
 
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