Don't you hate it when your under wear sticks to your anus?

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Okay, so here's a story. I got really ****ing bored and went to the store and bought some beer.

Not up to standards, there were some really hot bitches, and I looked at them crossed eye'd.

Then I walked home, and looked at how boring and sad this place is.

The rest is "Ban Plumb, he's a Menace"

I get the routine.

Next time I'm exposing my balls.
 
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I've heard that a wolverine is wandering around and piercing women's uterus. Is that true? Respond.