A quick poll

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Phalanx

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Have you ever turned down sex to play UT? I realized how addicted I was when the wifey walks out in a slinky gown and says "Come to bed honey" and I am like "What, I am kicking tail on UT. GO back to bed" About three hours later when I finally power down the pc, I think back and smack myself on the forehead. "What the h*** WAS I THINKING???" Please help I have a UT probl.. I just slaughtered that guy.... My name Is....Ultrakill!!!!....and I can't....Headshot.

P.s. Has anyone seen my chaingun?
 

Kokensu

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I've been with my GF for four years, and I'll always take sex over UT. ;) Sorry(and don't tell anyone I said this) but some things are more important than video games. ;)
 
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This poll has been here before...

I complety agree with the person (can't remember) who answered: 'Hey,I can multitask too!'

I'll try doing that for real on my next lanparty.....

-Revenant
 

Valk

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I've never turned down the woman when she needed a fix. :) But quite often, me playing UT for hours on end brings up the old "You spend more time with that computer..." A nice Xmas present solved that one! ;)
 

deweyrawk

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Sex vs. UT

hhhmmmmm... Isn't that why they have wireless mice and keyboards:)?

I'm with Morety and No Soup For You, although my gal seems to have really good timing (between games), and I rarely have to sacrifice one for the other.
 

mishmu

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Hey buddy if it's the wife, she can always take care of you while you are playing, a pair of pads for knees will do the trick. Then you can do both. Although your aim mght be slightly off