Thanks to hal's link to it on the PuF homepage, I was able to find the mythical thread...or at least 31 of it's 33 pages!
http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~unreal/ubb/html/Forum3/HTML/001315-33.html
I'll try to track it down on here, but it will be hard.
http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~unreal/ubb/html/Forum3/HTML/001315-33.html
I'll try to track it down on here, but it will be hard.