TWD HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!

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TWD

Cute and Cuddly
Aug 2, 2000
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Ehh, what'd I tell ya? Random chick from MySpace.

Did it ever occur to you that maybe by some cosmic coincidence she just so happens to actually have a myspace account?

and yeah she was over at my house last night so she hopped onto IRC with my laptop.

If you guys really don't believe me, and need more convincing I'm sure we can work something out. If I posted some sort of video would that work better?
 

Goldfenix

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the real oddness is; are you people really that geeky that when one of you gets a girl you all freak out and start up a whole thread and deny it? Cant be that hard to believe (I know its you are all messing around tho) Heh.
 

FaT CaM

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the real oddness is; are you people really that geeky that when one of you gets a girl you all freak out and start up a whole thread and deny it? Cant be that hard to believe (I know its you are all messing around tho) Heh.

I'll reiterate on behalf of the others - Its TWD

I believe, TWD! Rock out with your woman and let the good times roll.
 

MÆST

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Here is a list of things that are more likely than TWD having a real girlfriend:

1) TWD having an imaginary girlfriend
2) TWD having an imaginary dragon girlfriend
3) TWD having a real dragon girlfriend
4) TWD's sister having a girlfriend
5) TWD's sister being my girlfriend
6) TWD having 6 wives
7) TWD being a real dragon
8) TWD being a real dragon with a princess trapped in his castle
9) TWD being a real dragon with a princess trapped in his castle claiming that she is his girlfriend
10) There being only 10 things that BuF can think of as more likely than TWD having a real girlfriend
 

Continuum

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Here is a list of things that are more likely than TWD having a real girlfriend:

1) TWD having an imaginary girlfriend
2) TWD having an imaginary dragon girlfriend
3) TWD having a real dragon girlfriend
4) TWD's sister having a girlfriend
5) TWD's sister being my girlfriend
6) TWD having 6 wives
7) TWD being a real dragon
8) TWD being a real dragon with a princess trapped in his castle
9) TWD being a real dragon with a princess trapped in his castle claiming that she is his girlfriend
10) There being only 10 things that BuF can think of as more likely than TWD having a real girlfriend
11) TWD Finally posting pictures of his sister. (unless those posted by others were real ;) )
 

IBStephyJo

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Ladies, even if he was a cradle robber, I don't think many of you would really mind very much. The soul fact that he has a girlfriend is what has you all rolling! SOMEONE please tell me why this is such a big deal? I have never had people make such a fuss over being someone's girlfriend.

YAY!! you finally refered to a female as "lady" instead of a guy. haha.

TWD- opps? I kinda thought you were older. :eek:

And now with all this She's real vs. she's TWD I'm confused
 
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XxDangerxX

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Here is a list of things that are more likely than TWD having a real girlfriend:

1) TWD having an imaginary girlfriend
2) TWD having an imaginary dragon girlfriend
3) TWD having a real dragon girlfriend
4) TWD's sister having a girlfriend
5) TWD's sister being my girlfriend
6) TWD having 6 wives
7) TWD being a real dragon
8) TWD being a real dragon with a princess trapped in his castle
9) TWD being a real dragon with a princess trapped in his castle claiming that she is his girlfriend
10) There being only 10 things that BuF can think of as more likely than TWD having a real girlfriend

11) TWD Finally posting pictures of his sister. (unless those posted by others were real ;) )
Lol, lol, and for the third time rofl! That is hilarious! :D
 
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KarmaB

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Evidence coming you to soon!

He doesn't need to see my vagina to know he loves me....
and apparently by recent definition, if you are all true geeks, you all have looked at porn and know what they look like yourselves.
I think its interesting that you all treat my like I am his sex symbol. LOL

Referring to the list, TWD is a real dragon, I am his girlfriend (my mythological creature is Vampress) and has no current wives..... I checked.

While I am still home this weekend, TWD and I would be happy to make a video for you guys.... its NOT going to be a sex video, though it may contain some PDA; don't be disappointed when you don't see a pic of his sister or my tits. :)
 

Rambowjo

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Aug 3, 2005
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He doesn't need to see my vagina to know he loves me....
and apparently by recent definition, if you are all true geeks, you all have looked at porn and know what they look like yourselves.
I think its interesting that you all treat my like I am his sex symbol. LOL

Referring to the list, TWD is a real dragon, I am his girlfriend (my mythological creature is Vampress) and has no current wives..... I checked.

While I am still home this weekend, TWD and I would be happy to make a video for you guys.... its NOT going to be a sex video, though it may contain some PDA; don't be disappointed when you don't see a pic of his sister or my tits. :)

OMG TITS?!
 
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