I thought we needed a serious, rational, discussion thread after all this UTForums tomfoolery, therefore I ask you all the age old question:
What should AriTheDog eat for dinner?
Now, I know we may have many proponents of me eating cock, of which I am rather fond, especially when Kentucky fried. Hens just don't stand up, in comparison. They lack the gamey flavor.
The sophomoric majority may pipe in with 'truffles' but alas, they're just coming into season, and therefore very expensive and hard to get.
If I were European, I could eat ass. I've heard that French Fries are at their best when fried in the fat of an equine.
But I'm getting ahead of myself. I shouldn't tell all of the intelligent forumgoers here what they plan to tell me. So, what should I eat?
What should AriTheDog eat for dinner?
Now, I know we may have many proponents of me eating cock, of which I am rather fond, especially when Kentucky fried. Hens just don't stand up, in comparison. They lack the gamey flavor.
The sophomoric majority may pipe in with 'truffles' but alas, they're just coming into season, and therefore very expensive and hard to get.
If I were European, I could eat ass. I've heard that French Fries are at their best when fried in the fat of an equine.
But I'm getting ahead of myself. I shouldn't tell all of the intelligent forumgoers here what they plan to tell me. So, what should I eat?