Sound clips.. help finding?

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Nemephosis

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OKay there's two sound clips I'm looking for (strong language)

one starts: "You make one more move on me you mother f***er and I'll f***in cut your f***in balls off, I'll shove them up your f***in ass.... I'll f***in bury you..." then something to do with icepicks and eating eyeballs for dessert. Yummy.

The second goes something like:

"What you think I'm funny, like a clown, do I amuse you? I make you laugh? You think I'm funny? How the f**k an I funny, what the f**k is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."

I know both these sound quotes are in a UT voice pack called BDCDVP so if anyone has that and wouldn't mind extracting them I'd really appreciate it. Unfortunately it seems one of the only sites I found it on doesn't have it there anymore. :(
 

Nemephosis

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Those would be the links I said didn't work, yes. :p

edit: ANd besides I wouldn't be able to extract them myself anyway.

1, U don't know how, and 2 I don't have UT installed.
 

hyrulian

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[ Edit ] Dammit, someone found the real ones already. Oh well. [ /Edit ]

How about I just attempt to recreate them (using the Microsoft Agent Text-to-Speech, of course)?

Attached are wave files of the end result.

For the curious, this is the speech code for the first one:
Code:
\spd=175\\pit=75\You make \emp\one more move on me, you mother
\emp\fµcker, and I'll \emp\fµckin cut your \emp\fµckin balls off, I'll
\pit=100\\emp\shove them up your \emp\fµckin \emp\ass, \pit=125\I'll
\emp\fµckin \emp\bury you!

This is the speech code for the second one:
Code:
\spd=175\\pit=125\What you \emp\think, I'm funny, like a \emp\clown,
do I \emp\amuse \pit=200\you? \pit=125\I make you \pit=200\laugh?
\pit=125\You think \pit=200\I'm \emp\funny? How the \emp\fµck am \emp\I
funny, \pit=175\what the \spd=200\\pit=200\fµck \spd=175\is \emp\so funny
about me? \pit=125\Tell me. \pau=100\Tell me what's funny.
 

NeoNite

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Nemephosis said:
The second goes something like:

"What you think I'm funny, like a clown, do I amuse you? I make you laugh? You think I'm funny? How the f**k an I funny, what the f**k is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."

I know both these sound quotes are in a UT voice pack called BDCDVP so if anyone has that and wouldn't mind extracting them I'd really appreciate it. Unfortunately it seems one of the only sites I found it on doesn't have it there anymore. :(

The second one is also in the "Joe Pesci" voicepack.

More like: "I'm funny how, funny like I'm a clown I amuse you? I'm here to amuse you? How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, what's funny"

Something like that :O)

If you want I can extract it from the vp and send it to you :Op