Remember this guy...
His name is Daniel Hauser, and he's the kid whose parents wouldn't let him get chemotherapy treatment for his Hodgkins lymphoma. (The BIG bad evil government eventually forced him into treatment and saved his life.) Well, seems because of religious reasons, he's was home-schooled, and at age 13 is completely illiterate.
That's because home-schooling is very dependent on the intelligence and knowledge of the teacher - in this case, the parent(s) involved with the schooling. While systems like the public schools (and many private schools) have enough teachers to spread the effect to produce a reasonably bland mediocrity, the concentration of this responsibility is why I do not recommend home-schooling to the very dumb.
Anyway, here's my letter.
Dear wingtips,
While you argue back and forth between socialism, fascism, anarchism, "pure"/"evil" capitalism, and various other -isms, we, the people who actually get things done, have decided that we no longer care about your opinions. To the left wingtip, most of us are fascists who cruelly molest animals by not being vegan, and who are bent on destroying liberty anyway, so who gives a crap what you think? To the right wingtip, we're all terrorists bent on destroying the United States and desecrating the American way by not blindly believing you when you say we need to invade Ohio or some s*** like that, so, again, who gives a crap what you think? In conclusion, go f*** yourselves, and stop polluting our airwaves and Internet.
With all sincerity and patriotic fervor,
-- the middle 96% of the country
P.S. try to divide the country between yourselves like that, and you'll find yourselves living on reservations. If we could do it to the natives, we can do it to you.