ph34r mah kitties

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Twisted Metal

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Fuk'n hellbeasts.

Those things are violent spawn of satan. You know how much damage one cat can cause? Yeah thats right, internal bleeding, liver damage, heart failure, the works.

God help me.
 

Synastren

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Originally posted by Twisted Metal
Fuk'n hellbeasts.

Those things are violent spawn of satan. You know how much damage one cat can cause? Yeah thats right, internal bleeding, liver damage, heart failure, the works.

God help me.

Idiot!
You're not supposed to swallow a live cat! ;)

Zen... how on earth did you paste that cat to a blue-ish horse? ;)
 

Assymilator

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[Cat Imitation] Pssssst! Roar! Roar! [/Cat Imitation]
[Owner Imitation] Oh my god! He's eating my leg! The ****ing beast is eating my leg! Somebody help me! Help me! Ahhhhhh!!![/Owner Imitation]