I want to get into 7 of 9's pants

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The_Inflictor

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Originally posted by Sam_The_Man
If you ask me, that is a really, really ugly smile.

I want to see the new Vulcan bird out of Enterprise smile. She has nice pouty lips, but has prolly got bad teeth.
 

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Hey now. . . .

Stop knocking toast Maj1013 ^_^ I have found it can be a good stand in when put in place for my gf.
1) Toast just listens and doesn't talk back
2) Although it may be rather plain on it's own, you can add some jam or other confections to it and it has a whole new flavour
3) After I am done with toast I can just serve up another piece and the old one doesn't get jelous.
4) Toast can be contolled and manipulated easily. Dark or light, rye or whole wheat? When's the last time you got selections like that from potential gfs?

in closing I would just like to say that the afformentioned is a joke and I do like girls better than toast. . . well most of the time. We all know how girls can get ^_-
 

The_Inflictor

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Originally posted by Maj1013
Actually, she has gorgeous teeth. Lovely smile. Pity that apparently she's dumb as toast.

Nice, sounds like my kind of girl :tup:

Is she from a southern state or something - you can hear hints of it (maybe its just me).
 

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To tell the truth I actually don't find her that attractive either. I was just making a joke. Sure, if she asked me to, I'd do her in a heartbeat, but she's a bit too much on the skinny side for me.
 

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Originally posted by Maj1013
Actually, she has gorgeous teeth. Lovely smile. Pity that apparently she's dumb as toast.

I tuned into The Daily Show last night and Jeri Ryan was the guest. She's from some microscopic town in Kentucky and, from what I saw, she seemed reasonably intelligent. You never can tell, but she decided to be an actress over a microbiologist.

So she's smart by Kentucky's standard. ;)