There's a skaarj in the kitchen

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What would you do in such case?? suspense!

  • Feed it

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • Slay it with thy mighty impact hammeren!

    Votes: 2 8.3%
  • Ask him WUD DA HELL He's doing there...

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • Bake him a nalicake!

    Votes: 4 16.7%
  • Ask him the recipe for a nalicow burger deluxe?

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • Faint

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • Maybe he's just looking for your cookbook for champions book...

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • It's all in your mind! What skaarj? Where???

    Votes: 2 8.3%
  • Hey, who took my freshly baked phobos spacecake?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • You're probably so drunk, you've chosen the wrong house...

    Votes: 8 33.3%

  • Total voters
    24
  • Poll closed .

NeoNite

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There's a skaarj in the kitchen, what am I going to do ?
Oh oh oh yeah...



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(Ok, I made that poll in a hurry.. :p...)
 
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NeoNite

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Well, the "skaarj" is set to drawscale 25. So, it's quite big. Maybe I should've used 28 or 30 instead. Perhaps he would've reached the ceiling then.
 
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UBerserker

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Well, the skaarj is set to drawscale 25. So, it's quite big. Maybe I should've used 28 or 30 instead. Perhaps he would've reached the ceiling then.

Hmm... With the Impact Hammer you could turn him into giant scary gibs.
 

NeoNite

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But I think he wants to learn how to cook. Properly. Where is the master cook when you need him ? Taught by Liandri's finest, skilled like no other. What a finesse, especially with the chainsaw.
 

NeoNite

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Now all they need is a pile of fresh tournament failures gibs :)

(Yeah, you heard right! You lose the match, you end up in the kitchen! Well, one of your cloned bodies does. Nevertheless...)
 
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NeoNite

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Nah, that's already taken care of. I got me one of those "beaten and broken" nali. Purchased at your local Liandri gadgets'n'stuff store.

Looks like mr. brute is about to slice and dice something really juicy and fat. How can our friend the not so experienced skaarj kitchen warrior be of any assistance?

skaarjkitchen2.jpg


Brute is somewhat ticked off. "Now why the hell did they give me a chainsaw of this size?"

It looks like it's up to our clumsy skaarj wannabe cook :/

The brute is also a bit shy (yeah,lame excuse I know! The map has ****y lighting :p...)
 
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NeoNite

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Fitting reply, I suppose!
Thanks Fieldmedic, that really made me laugh =)

I'm thinking of turning this thread into a story. People could give suggestions, and I'd pick the craziest/most interesting one...see what happens.
 

MrMaddog

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Get out my Flak Cannon of course, cause my instinct will kick in from playing all those Unreal games...

And yes I do keep one in the kitchen! It's great for tenderzing meat. :D
 

GreatEmerald

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Invite the Head Chef you were talking about ;)
He's quite in another dimension, RuneScape, near Varrock in the Cooking Guild :D
Head_Chef.PNG

Despite the name, rarely actually cooks heads. But can do that for a hungry Skaarj.
Or even better, summon the Culinaromancer! A demented wizard that specializes in food spells!
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He will cast a spell or two to prepare things. And will look at you like this.
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NeoNite

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Hey, who knows. Chef might drop by!

Unfortunately, mr. smith just came home from his typical Saturday pub/bar marathon...
And he's quite distressed at the sight of a fat brute and clumsy skaarj, standing over a faulty chainsaw and a smelly piece of cow meat. He shouts...

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ???

skaarjkitchen3.jpg
 
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