And not the mental help we all know I need.
Rather, by popular demand from all the people wanting to help brandish a single player Infiltration experience like Ron Jeremy brandishes his money shooter, I am posting a map-maker's map making request in the mapping forum to ask for a map maker to make maps.
So if you think you're good enough, have enough skills, and are ugly enough (note: ugly not prerequisite,) you too can lend your l33t m4pp1ng sk1llz to make a demo level for us to flaunt in front of the infiltration team, while we invent gregorian chants and giggle like school girls.
Yes, you too can have all the praise associated with Innox's CTF-Face or any of Jeff K.'s l33t m4pz.
Yes children and adults, Uncle Sam needs you, but I need you more, so tell that white bearded old bastard just where he can stuff his stars'n'stripes hat, and jump aboard the ho train (note: train not actually filled with hos.)
If anybody's up to the challenge, I invite you to mail me by clicking that "mail" link thingy above my post and saying "yes, mr. smarty man, I am interested in making maps", and then I will say "good for you, gimpy, send me a demo map that you've made and we'll see if you make the cut", though my actual reply will probably be alot less rude and contain less instances of the word gimp.
If you don't mind, I'm going back to lying on the floor and sleeping off my hangover.
Rather, by popular demand from all the people wanting to help brandish a single player Infiltration experience like Ron Jeremy brandishes his money shooter, I am posting a map-maker's map making request in the mapping forum to ask for a map maker to make maps.
So if you think you're good enough, have enough skills, and are ugly enough (note: ugly not prerequisite,) you too can lend your l33t m4pp1ng sk1llz to make a demo level for us to flaunt in front of the infiltration team, while we invent gregorian chants and giggle like school girls.
Yes, you too can have all the praise associated with Innox's CTF-Face or any of Jeff K.'s l33t m4pz.
Yes children and adults, Uncle Sam needs you, but I need you more, so tell that white bearded old bastard just where he can stuff his stars'n'stripes hat, and jump aboard the ho train (note: train not actually filled with hos.)
If anybody's up to the challenge, I invite you to mail me by clicking that "mail" link thingy above my post and saying "yes, mr. smarty man, I am interested in making maps", and then I will say "good for you, gimpy, send me a demo map that you've made and we'll see if you make the cut", though my actual reply will probably be alot less rude and contain less instances of the word gimp.
If you don't mind, I'm going back to lying on the floor and sleeping off my hangover.