Vice president Cheney goes berserk

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Nachimir

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Boing Boing Dot Net said:
The important questions raised by this hunting accident are:

1) *Are* lawyers in season right now?
2) Was the lawyer at least a 4-point?
3) Was Cheney within his permit limit?
4) Was the Cheney aide misquoted about the lawyer's hunting suit having a target on the back, or that he'd bought it at Target a while back?
5) Will Disney adapt this into a cartoon about a baby lawyer having to adjust to living in the wild without his parent?
6) Is this what you should expect if you don't contribute enough to a political reelection fund in the future?
 

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Zarkazm

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Cat Fuzz said:
Where do I line up to get toilet paper?!?!??!!
You're not getting any, so don't bother. Don't you have a book full of soft paper?
 

oosyxxx

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Armstrong, who comes from a prominent and active Republican family, said Cheney is a longtime friend and “a very safe sportsman.”

Apparently!
 

ReD_Fist

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i shot the lawyer.
but i did not shoot the president

i shot the lawyer.
but i swear he is a democrat

lol

add

still lol'ing hehehe......................

Your best post yet.
 
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Nachimir

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Cat Fuzz said:
I guess we need to start regulating old guys that have bird shot. 5 day waiting period to buy bird shot! Background checks! Anal exams! A notarized affidavit that says you promise NEVER to shoot other old guys!!

Meh, hunting accidents happen.

I want to klnow though: Did Whittington and the other hunter experience Shock and Awe?
 

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Twrecks

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There's always a 14 hour waiting period for government officials before being interviewed by local police, something about the time needed for blood alcohol content to drop below legal levels.