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Zur

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Summary: I am the Batman of the Internets. So there.
 

lovebug

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Phil unmasked:

I really think you have me confused with someone else. You know like someone who gets really mad about an internet forum and quits only to come back seconds later because his life is a miserable mess. You are not good at this internet trolling thing you're not smart and/or creative enough for it. Maybe you should try something else like actually applying yourself to university studies so you don't end up a drain on society, instead of quiting because it was hard. They might still let you apply at your local community college still so the semester isn't a total loss.

cannot wait for the reply to this! *goes to get popcorn
 

BillyBadAss

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I haven't even posted in this thread until now, but I got a tag. I love you guys. I think the links in my sig tell enough about me. Also, you have yet to post a picture of yourself. I am going to guess you are farb
 

[GU]elmur_fud

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I have a thousand random thoughts a minute. It's a wonder I ever finish anything.

Idea of the moment? A goop gun mut for ut3 that makes it a poop gun. Lob the poo at people. hit them in the head for a headshot. Or anywhere else for toxic damage. Or leave on the ground for people to slip on and ragdoll.
 

Peavey

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I really think you have me confused with someone else. You know like someone who gets really mad about an internet forum and quits only to come back seconds later because his life is a miserable mess. You are not good at this internet trolling thing you're not smart and/or creative enough for it. Maybe you should try something else like actually applying yourself to university studies so you don't end up a drain on society, instead of quiting because it was hard. They might still let you apply at your local community college still so the semester isn't a total loss.



Love,
Phil

P.S. Enjoy your day at whatever retail hell-hole you call home.

I'm apprenticing for a professional luthier right now. Retail is just a means to my own career. I am amassing supplies and machines for my own shop. You'll want to check out my Electric Sitar thread when I'm done with it, I'll have a YouTube video along with it. I think you'll dig it :) I didn't leave college because it was hard.

PS how's Fedex?
 

Arnox

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Best thread evar!

EDIT: No picturez fo yo all. Sorry, I like my anonymity.

However, ask me any question about myself and I will answer.
 
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Zur

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I'm trying to reverse BBA's initials but can't find a word with letter B that goes with Asian Bukkake. Any suggestions?
 

Zur

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How about the classic B-word?

You mean the b word that ends with a b? Don't know if that would fit. Came up with Asian Sex Scientist though.
 
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Arnox

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[GU]elmur_fud;2530131 said:
Is it true you have 3 balls and the third 1 is up your ass so that when you fart it makes a popgun sound promoting you scheme for global anarchy?
No, it is not.
 

phil

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I'm apprenticing for a professional luthier right now. Retail is just a means to my own career. I am amassing supplies and machines for my own shop. You'll want to check out my Electric Sitar thread when I'm done with it, I'll have a YouTube video along with it. I think you'll dig it :) I didn't leave college because it was hard.

PS how's Fedex?


Don't know haven't worked at UPS since I was paying my way through university. Maybe I could call a few old contacts and get you a hook up when you find out the home made electric sitar market isn't going to pay the rent. I think you'll have to work on your attitude though name calling and fishing in 10 year old threads obsessively for information are not traits I would stick my neck out for. Better luck next time peavey, or you could just quit like you promised. :)