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AriTheDog

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I thought we needed a serious, rational, discussion thread after all this UTForums tomfoolery, therefore I ask you all the age old question:

What should AriTheDog eat for dinner?

Now, I know we may have many proponents of me eating cock, of which I am rather fond, especially when Kentucky fried. Hens just don't stand up, in comparison. They lack the gamey flavor.

The sophomoric majority may pipe in with 'truffles' but alas, they're just coming into season, and therefore very expensive and hard to get.

If I were European, I could eat ass. I've heard that French Fries are at their best when fried in the fat of an equine.

But I'm getting ahead of myself. I shouldn't tell all of the intelligent forumgoers here what they plan to tell me. So, what should I eat?
 

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1. That poll does insult my intelligence, but I didnt pick the 4th option because I love you ari.

now anyways, I recommend some hot soup, maybe chilli, home made chilli, not the canned bull****.
 
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I'd just like to point out that I never got any oral sex at band camp. It's unjust.

My favorite food is bean and egg burritos, with some cheese/salsa thrown in 'cause I'm psycho like that. Hearty and easy to make.
 

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Phatcat! Your +400 Extreme Awesomeosity is no match for my Sad Emo Attack of Heartbreak! I will kick your ass and then go make the saddest mix tape evar!